If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Kiddos!

Sylveon has updated her status- Hello children of ships. They thought this would be an interesting idea, so here you are for a limited time

Comments:

Illusion: Neat

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Illusion has updated his status- The worst way to wake up is with a girl who's name you don't remember

Comments:

Raven: God I wish that were me

Ada: Ew

Illusion: You weren't saying that last night

Danny: Gross

Gray: How do you not remember Ada, we grew up with her?

Illusion: I was incredibly wasted

Marnie: You take after your mum, huh?

Illusion: ...

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Illusion has updated his status- Is it wrong to fight a child?

Comments:

Amber: No

Violet: Do it

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Dusk has tagged Grace in his status- If you don't take out the trash I'm gonna tell Dad you're dating Riptide

Comments:

Grace: Pft do it

Riptide: If you don't take out the trash I'm dumping you I don't wanna die today

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Marnie has tagged Piers in her status- Please get Hala away from me

Comments:

Hala: You're just salty because you hate me

Marnie: Y E S

Piers: I'm sorry I can't hear you over the tea party Lani and I are having

Marnie: ...

Lani: It's fun do you wanna join, cuz?

Marnie: Yes

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Violet has tagged Amber in her status- Why are you so dumb

Comments:

Amber: Why are you so stuck up?

Violet: Why are you so stubborn?

Amber: Why do you think you're so much better than everyone?

Violet: I'm not better than everyone!

Violet: I'm just better than you

Amber: ...

Amber: Is it wrong to hit a woman

Gray: Do it

Garnet: N O

Gray: Y E S

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Céline has tagged Riptide in her status- Did I leave my phone at Dad's house?

Riptide: ...

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Rusty has tagged Riptide in his status- Hey I didn't leave my glasses at Mom's place, right? You know I'm totally blind without them and I can't find them

Comment:

Riptide: How did you type this then

Rusty: Oh!

Riptide: ...

Riptide: W h y

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Rose has tagged Grace in her status- So am I gonna see you at the Wallace Cup this year?

Comments:

Grace: Omg!

Grace: Of course!

Rose: Omg!

Chrys: Your conversation is always so engaging

Rose: Yeah just like your performances

Dev: Get f**ked

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Dev has updated his status- Why do I even bother texting Rai? I've never met a man more capable of texting back but refusing to do so anyway

Comments:

Rai: Idk why you do it's kind of cute how each time you think I'll text back

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Illusion has tagged Juniper, Gray, and two others in his status- Amber, Piers, and I are gonna go flirt with some girls. Wanna come? Let's be honest, you could use the practice

Comments:

Juniper: First of all

Juniper: Rude

Gray: Eh

Gray: Got my eye on a boy rn

Piers: Don't we all

Amber: Very much no

Illusion: June?

Juniper: Watch you three treat women like items? Hard pass

Illusion: Suit yourself

Violet: Can I come

Amber: N O

Illusion: Sure

Amber: Illusion you're dead to me

Violet: Ha f**k you I'm coming

Amber: W h y

Garnet: Because she's in love with you? Thought that was obvious

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Piers has tagged Illusion and Amber in his status- What I love the most about these two is that they also have no fear of alcohol poisoning
~Illusion and Amber have liked this status

Comments:

Amber: We welcome death

Illusion: I yearn to be free of my eternal suffering

Juniper: You're twenty two and still live with Mom and Dad, how much suffering are you going through, really?

(A/N. Idk

If you liked this I can do another, but if it flops I will not consider another one

I just thought this might be fun

A new take with some new characters

Also I love Illusion- He's my favorite of no one could tell

So uh

K thx bai!)