If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Who

Moon has updated her status- Gladion if you don't give me back my switch right now I'm dumping you

Comments:

Gladion: EITHER WAY YOU'RE LEAVING ME FOR LINK

Moon: I'm not leaving you for Link!

Moon: I'm giving you less attention so that I can give it to Link!

Gladion: SAME DIFFERENCE

Moon: Fine

Moon: I don't need my switch

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Hau has tagged Moon in his status- No you can't log into your account on my switch

Comments:

Moon: PLEASE

Hau: No

Moon: You're a fake friend

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Sylveon has updated her status- They know

Comments:

Arceus: Who are they and what do they know?

Sylveon: They know

Sylveon: They just don't know who

Arceus: Wth are you talking about

Sylveon: Them

Arceus: Go away

Sylveon: Don't talk to your wife that way

Arceus: We aren't-

Sylveon: -Don't speak. I didn't ask you to speak

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N has tagged Iris in his status- Hey...Hey Iris

Comments:

Iris: What you tree

N: ...

N: I'm getting real tired of your sh*t, Iris

Iris: Good

Trip: *Glares*

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Dawn has updated her status- I miss my BFF...

Comments:

Paul: No

Dawn: But I just wanna-

Paul: No

Dawn: I only wanna visit hi-

Paul: No

Dawn: RUDE

Dawn: I would let you visit your best friend

Paul: I don't have a best friend

Dawn: ...

Dawn: I'm not your best friend?

Paul: ...

Paul: What

Paul: But...

Paul: *Sighs*

Paul: Of course you're my best friend, Dawn

Dawn: Oh good

Dawn: We're visiting Ash

Paul: Dammit

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N has updated his status- Hilda is crying

Comments:

Rosa: Why

Hilda: I MISS GLADION AND SILVER

Gladion: I MISS YOU TOO

Silver: I actually miss Gladion more than I miss Hilda tbh

Hilda: BETRAYAL

Silver: Are you surprised?

Hilda: No

N: Excuse me do not speak to my Hilda please and thank you

Rosa: Wow so polite

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Lillie has updated her status- Dating Hau is the best because he always has Malasadas and he always tastes like them too

Comments:

Sun: I'm sure he doesn't always have Malasadas

Gladion: I've seen him pull Malasadas out of his pockets with no recollection of how they got there

Moon: It's like he produces them

Hau: I don't even remember putting them in my pockets...

Sun: Wow

Lillie: I know

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Everybody has updated her status- I WANT A SIBLING

Comments:

Nobody: We don't need any more gods

Sylveon: No we need more

Nobody: What

Sylveon: More

Sylveon: Gods

Nobody: STOP

Sylveon: I CAN'T

Sylveon: IT'S WHO I AM, SON

(A/N. Idk. N and Hilda's relationship is still very shaky

Are you enjoying that

I know my Isshu children are

Anyways

I need help I can't stop playing BotW

Link is such a snac

So uh

K thx bai!)