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Silver has updated his status- Breaking news

Comments:

Hilda: Silver-

Gladion: BREAKING

Hilda: Gladion-

Silver: NEWS

Hilda: BOYS-

Moon: What's the news?

Silver: N isn't actually the one with terrible abandonment issues

Hilda: SILVER

Gladion: Hilda is far worse. She cries whenever N leaves her side

Hilda: Oh you're both so dead

Lyra: I thought N was the clingy one

Silver: Oh he is

Gladion: But amplify that by ten

Silver: And you get Hilda

Gladion: She just acts tough on FB

Hilda: Murder is going to happen

Hilda: Tonight

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Arceus has updated his status- Someone come collect my wife

Comments:

Nobody: Why?

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Piers has updated his status- *breathes*

Comments:

Sylveon: WOW

Gloria: W O W

Sylveon: WE ARE SO BLESSED

Gloria: SO BLESSED

Nobody: Oh

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Blue has tagged Red in his status- Hey how's the best husband in the world doing?

Comments:

Red: Idk

Red: How are you, babe?

Blue: ...

Blue: I'm fine... <3

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Raihan has updated his status- I think I'm gonna dress up as Killmonger for Halloween

Comments:

Leon: CAN I BE T'CHALLA?

Leon: NESSA BE SHURI

Nessa: Bet

Raihan: Piers can be Agent Ross

Leon: Ha

Piers: You may be insulting me, but Martin Freeman is an AMAZING actor so really it's a compliment

Hop: Wait I should be Shuri!

Leon: Oh right I have a little brother

Hop: ...Lee

Nessa: Can I be Nakia, then?

Raihan: ...

Raihan: NO

Raihan: OKOYE OR NOTHING

Piers: I think Raihan wants to be Nakia
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Leon: Lol but if he's Killmonger, then we're cousins! Besties!

Raihan: ...

Raihan: At least as Killmonger I get to die

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Sonia has updated her status- I won't say I'm in love feat. Raihan as Meg and Piers as literally all the muses

Comments:

Raihan: BUT I WILL SAY I'M IN LOVE

Leon: Aww you're in love? With who?

Raihan: AHHHHHH

Leon: I don't know them

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Moon has updated her status- If my wedding isn't as beautiful and visually pleasing as Varrick and Zhu Li's wedding I'm throwing the whole man away

Comments:

Moon: Hear that Gladion? THE WHOLE MAN

Gladion: Yes dear, I heard you

Lillie: Throw the man away anyways

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Gloria has updated her status- Siri, how so I get Senpai to notice me

Comments:

Piers: Oh my god

Gloria: HE NOTICED ME

Gloria: ABORT

Gloria: A B O R T

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