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Gladion has tagged Hilda in his status- What kind of responsibilities do you have?

Comments:

Hilda: You wanna know what kind of responsibilities I have?

Gladion: That's why I asked

Hilda: My responsibilities include:

Hilda: Making sure N doesn't eat grass

N: Yes she's very good at that

Hilda: Helping Hilbert with his divorce papers

Hilbert: We love a supportive sister

Hilda: And minding my OWN DAMN BUSINESS

Gladion: Sh*t okay

Gladion: WAIT

Gladion: ARE YOU AND HILBERT RELATED?

Hilda: Um?

Hilbert: Duh?

Silver: W H A T

N: Go away

Silver: Excuse you

Hilda: We're twins

Hilbert: But the important part is that I'm older

Gladion: ...

Gladion: Why does this keep happening to me?

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- Wait so why is Hilda being defensive about her responsibilities?

Comments:

Sylveon: They know

Arceus: ...

Arceus: They?

Sylveon: They

Arceus: Who's 'They'?

Sylveon: Them

Nobody: Wow that really cleared things up thanks Mom

Sylveon: YOU CALLED ME MOM

Nobody: NO I DIDN'T

Sylveon: IT'S OFFICIAL YOU ARE MY SON THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW

Nobody: F**K

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Ash has tagged Dawn in his status- Have you even ever set foot in a church?

Comments:

Dawn: Yes, dumba$$

Ash: ...

Ash: You need a little less Paul time

Dawn: NO I NEED ALL THE PAUL TIME

Paul: I think I need a little Paul time

Gary: See he's got a hand he's fine without Dawn

Ash: Look who's talking

Gary:

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Paul has tagged Gary in his status- What did you say about Dawn?

Comments:

Gary: Um

Paul: I am nothing without Dawn

Gary: Oh wow whipped much?

Paul: Single much?

Gary: H E Y

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Hugh has updated his status- Rosa's Arcanine hogs the bed

Comments:

Hilda: You're just upset because she would rather cuddle with her Arcanine than with you

Hugh: H I L D A

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Bianca has updated her status- Wow I ran into Trip today and it was crazy like long time no see

Comments:

Trip: I know

Trip: You're annoying and I don't enjoy your company

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Sylveon has updated her status- Who needs a boyfriend when you have a giant stuffed Wailord?

Comments:

Arceus: You, clearly

Sylveon: Mind your business





(A/N. Idk

The last part is just my way of telling you who didn't know that I bought a giant stuffed Wailord

He's my new best friend

He doesn't have a name yet

But we'll see

Also

I didn't use to headcanon Hilda and Hilbert as siblings, that's a fairly recent headcanon

So uh

K thx bai!)

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