If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Sword and Shield!

(Spoilers ahead so look out!)

Marnie has tagged Piers in her status- Oi, get off the bloody stage, I 'ave a challenger

Comments:

Piers: Oi, f**k you

Victor: When your brother creates a gang of people to keep an eye on you during your journey but won't get off a stage so you can do the job he gave to you

Piers: Shut up Victor

Marnie: Don't tell 'im to shut up

Hop: Ew

Hop: A straight

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Gloria has updated her status- Ay Bede

Comments:

Victor: Bede

Marnie: Beeedeee

Hop: B e d e

Bede: What

Gloria: Hey

Bede: I will kill you

Gloria: Yummy

Hop: You wanna fiGHT, MATE?

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Gloria has tagged Hop in her status- Hey Zacian misses Zamazenta. Wanna take them to the park?

Comments:

Hop: Sure!

Sonia: You two toting around the legendary Pokémon like they're Yamper is iconic

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Hop has tagged Gloria in his status- Hey do you happen to have a spare of Piers' rare card?

Comments:

Gloria: Yes I have five

Hop: ...Why do you have so many?

Gloria: Well I already had four before Piers gave me one

Marnie: Guess his card isn't as rare as he says

Gloria: Oh no it's rare

Gloria: I've done some shady things to get these cards

Hop: ...

Hop: Can I have one?

Gloria: Absolutely not

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Raihan has tagged Leon in his status- Hey wanna go out?

Comments:

Leon: Sure where to?

Raihan: Omg I wasn't expecting a yes

Raihan: Wherever you want

Leon: Cool

Leon: Best friend outing time!

Raihan: ...

Raihan: Now that's what I was expecting

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Sylveon has updated her status- Crap my cousin gave me a plus one to his wedding and now I need a boyfriend!

Comments:

Arceus: Me

Arceus: Pick me

Sylveon: If only someone wanted to date me

Arceus: Me

Arceus: I do

Sylveon: Anyone?

Arceus: Bruh

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Sylveon has updated her status- I wish there was a rival as big of an a$$hole as Paul

Comments:

Bede: Hey

Sylveon: Excellent

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Bede has tagged Hop in his status- Uh hey

Comments:

Hop: H-Hey

Bede: Sorry about before

Hop: It'snoproblemhaha

Bede: ...

Bede: Okay

Hop: Iloveyou

Bede: What

Hop: Nothing

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Gloria has tagged Hop in her status- Smooth

Comments:

Hop: ...

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Hop has updated his status- Gloria is in love with Piers

Gloria: HEY

Piers: Tell me something I bloody don't know

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Victor has tagged Sonia in his status- So uh...when do I get to pet Yamper again?

Comments:

Sonia: Today if you want

Victor: Excellent

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Gloria has tagged Rose in her status- If you're the first face I see and you're not a professor- you're evil fam I don't make the rules

Comments:

Rose: You're not wrong

(A/N. The new babies

I love them

K thx bai!)