Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- Sylvvvvv I'm sorrrryyyyy
Comments:
Sylveon: Hoe
Nobody: What did you do
Sylveon: WHAT DIDN'T THEY DO
Nobody: What did they do to upset you tho
Sylveon: Oh
Sylveon: THEY ATE MY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
Arceus: I'll buy you more...
Sylveon: That's not the point
Sylveon: They were mine
Sylveon: Not yours
Sylveon: Bad god
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Archie has tagged Maxie in his status- Ew land
Comments:
Maxie: Ew water
Sylveon: ...
Sylveon: S H I P
Archie: E W
Sylveon: DON'T DENY YOUR LOVE I CONTROL YOU
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May has tagged Steven in her status- You look like a snac
Comments:
Hilda: OUT OF ALL THE ADVICE YOU GOT, YOU LISTENED TO MOON?!
Moon: Heh heh yessss
May: Uh...yeah
Hilda: Even Blue's would've been better
Blue: HEY IT WORKED
Red: Barely
Blue: Shush
Steven: Well gee May this is flattering but...
Steven: I'm not looking to get murdered
Steven: Also you're twelve
May: Age is just a number
Norman: Yeah and assassins are just serial killers who take commissions
Silver: He's talking about us, I think
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N has tagged Hilda in his status- I want to take a nap
Comments:
Hilda: Go ahead
N: In your bed
Hilda: Okay
N: With you
N: Sleep with me
Hilda: Honey I'm busy
N: Okay I get it you do not love me that is fine
Hilda: ...
Hilda: Scoot over
Rosa: Are we not going to talk about N telling Hilda to sleep with him?
Hilda: Sinner
Hilda: That's not what he meant
N: Or is it
Hilda: W H A T
N: Wait but what does that mean
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Max has tagged May in his status- Ya know what you should do?
Comments:
May: If you say "Buy milk" I will actually kill you
Max: That's not what I was going to say
May: Oh
May: What were you going to say?
Max: Purchase milk
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Hilbert has tagged Brendan in his status- Babe
Comments:
Brendan: What
Hilbert: I miss you
Brendan: ...
Brendan: You're sitting right next to me
Hilbert: Okay and?
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Gary has tagged Dr. Oak in his status- Hey Gramps how are you
Comments:
Dr. Oak: I'm old and tired
Gary: Lol I'm not
Dr. Oak: Shut up
Gary: WelL FiNE
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Trip has updated his status- Cilan called Iris cute today...So I punched him in the face
Comments:
Ash: Bro wtf
Trip: What
Trip: Just yesterday you punched some random guy in the stomach because "he looked at Misty funny"
Ash: ...
Ash: Who told you that
Iris: ...
Ash: YOU'RE FAKE
Iris: YOU'RE DENSE
Ash: Fair
(A/N. Sooo uhhhh
Idk
I just wrote stuff
Anyways
It's not April 1st yet here buuuuut
This is my April fools prank
Updating on the 31st of March on not on the first
Idk I can't think rn I'm tired
But I've got gays to draw
I'll just draw them in the morning
"What gays?" You may ask?
Why
Purple of course
Wait I just realized that Red and Blue and Archie and Maxie could both be purple so uh Red and Blue
There
I clarified it
No one is reading this far Chloe stop talking
Okay
K thx bai!)
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