If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Screw it I give up on this damn book

Serena has tagged Iris in her status- Okay he hasn't texted back what now

Comments:

Iris: Block his number

Iris: Date his best friend

Serena: ...

Serena: So...back to square one then?

Iris: ...

Iris: Basically

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Let go of my leg

Comments:

Hilda: WHERE ARE YOU GOING

N: The store

Hilda: B-But-

N: Hilda, my love, I will be home soon

Hilda: *sniffles* Okay

Silver: ...

Gladion: ...

Silver: I don't like this

N: Spoiler alert!

N: I do not like you

Hilbert: S a v a g e

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Sylveon has updated her status- The reason I sin is because there's a stairway to Heaven and a highway to Hell and I sure as sh*t ain't climbing no stairs

Comments:

Arceus: Honestly tho

Nobody: But you're God

Arceus: I know

Arceus: We need like an escalator or something, sh*t

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Hilda has tagged N in her status- Honey?

Comments:

N: What

Hilda: Come take a nap with me?

N: ...

Hilda: Please???

N: Okay

Rosa: Damn all Hilda's gotta say is please but N's gotta guilt trip Hilda into napping with him

N: Shut up I love my Hilda

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Gary has tagged Ash in his status- Since Misty won't date either of us, why don't we just date?

Comments:

Ash: Just cause Red and Blue are dating doesn't mean we should