If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter It is once again my day of birth

~Arceus and Sylveon are now in a relationship~

Comments:

Nobody: Ew

Arceus: You're ew

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Sylveon has tagged Arceus in her status- Tf we're not dating

Comments:

Arceus: But everyone wants it to happen

Sylveon: Yeah?

Arceus: We can't disappoint them, can we?

Sylveon: Yes we can

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Ash has tagged Dawn in his status- Misty's still mad at me. Is Paul still angry with you?

Comments:

Dawn: No

Ash: WHAT

Dawn: Oh Ash

Dawn: Paul and I are two halves of a whole sinner

Dawn: We need each other

Gary: Idk about that

Gary: He's got a hand, doesn't he?

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Rosa has updated her status- My bf is my best friend, but sometimes I want to kill him

Comments:

Hilda: We accept your application

Silver: But unfortunately we are not looking for more members

Gladion: So we humbly decline your offer to join the squad

Rosa: I don't wanna join your squad

Hugh: I do

Hilda: Eh

Gladion: We'll think about it

Hugh: Yessss

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Paul has updated his status- Ouch

Comments:

Dawn: What

Paul: I feel a headache coming

Barry: PAAAAULLLL HEEEEEYYYYY

Paul: Ah

Paul: Kill me

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Fire God has updated his status- HAHAHA IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. BOW BEFORE ME PUNY MORTALS

Comments:

Ash: Eh

Ash: I don't really care about your birthday

Fire God: YOU SHOULD CARE

Fire God: I'M TURNING THREE

Gary: Three?

Fire God: YES

Fire God: WHAT IS THE CONFUSING PART

Ash: So Unfezant/Ho-Oh is even younger

Fire Goddess: Yes

Arceus: Ah my children

Sylveon: Disappointments*

Arceus: That too

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Ash has updated his status- WHY DO I MAKE THIS MISTAKE EVERY YEAR

Comments:

Gary: Too much cake?

Ash: NO SUCH THING

Gary: Right...

Ash: Help plz I'm dying

Gary: Nah I'm all good

Ash: Betrayal

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Sylveon has updated her status- BURNING MAZE AND THE NEW SU EPISODE GOT ME F**KED UP

Comments:

Nobody: Suffer

Sylveon: Thanks kiddo I will

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Moon has updated her status- Damn I'm trying to look like a snack this summer but instead I keep eating them

Comments:

Hau: TMI

Gladion: ...

Lillie: Ew

Sun: Gross

Moon: What

Moon: Wait

Moon: NO

Moon: GLADION IS A SNAC NOT A SNACK

Moon: THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

Sun: Caught you sinners red handed

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Ash has tagged Misty in his status- Misty

Comments:

Ash: Mist

Ash: Miss Misty

Ash: Babe

Ash: Honey

Ash: Golden Magikarp

Ash: They're gonna start getting meaner until you answer

Ash: Regular Magikarp

Ash: Raticate poison

N: EXCUSE ME

N: RATICATE WHAT

Paul: Raticate poison

Paul: Are you stupid

Sylveon: *Hides knife*

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Ash has tagged Serena in his status- I feel your pain

Comments:

Serena: Isn't it the worst

Ash: Yeah

Misty: Quit talking to this hoe

Clemont: I'll text back just please don't talk to Ash I can't compete with him

Ash: Hey-

Serena: It worked

(A/N. So today is a very important day

I GET MY NEW MATTRESS TODAY

AYYYYY

Also it's my birthday

Honestly I'm more excited about the mattress tho

Also

This chapter is dedicated to StrangeWeirdFangurl

Because it's also HER birthday

The world has been blessed with her

So yeah that's all I've got to say

So uh

K thx bai!)