If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Pride

Sylveon has updated her status- Sh*t

Comments:

Arceus: What

Sylveon: I realized I only have two gay ships in here

Arceus: Make more then

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: What a great idea

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Nate has updated his status- I need a bae

Comments:

Blue: Who are you thinking?

Nate: LITERALLY ANY HUMAN WILL DO

Nate: I just need love

Brendan: I'm offended that you need more love than the love your father and I give you

Nate: IT'S NOT ENOUGH DAD

Hilbert: U N G R A T E F U L

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Lyra has tagged Gold in her status- If I die I still want you to date Silver

Comments:

Gold: He will be mine

Silver: Ew

Sylveon: Everybody?

Everybody: Yes Mommy?

Sylveon: Flip Silver

Lyra: What

Sylveon: Sorry Lyra

Lyra: No it's fine I'm actually curious as to what Silver and Gold's dynamic would be

Silver: YOU'VE BETRAYED ME

Lyra: Damn straight

Sylveon: HA

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Blue has tagged Red in his status- Babe you're gay right

Comments:

Red: ...

Red: Yes

Blue: Okay good

Red: ???

Blue: I was just double checking!

Red: Whatever you bottom

Blue: B A B E

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Barry has tagged Paul in his status- LOVE MEEEEE

Comments:

Paul: I'm straight

Barry: DANGIT

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Zoey has tagged Dawn in her status- Aren't you angry with Barry for hitting on Paul all the time?

Comments:

Dawn: Nah

Zoey: Why not?

Dawn: Honestly before Paul and I even got together I was worried he just didn't like anyone romantically at all and that I was wasting my time

Dawn: I'm just lucky that he found me not awful

Paul: <3

Sylveon: Hnnnggghh I love these two

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Gold has tagged Silver in his status- Hey <3

Comments:

Silver: Just because they made me gay doesn't mean that I like you

Gold: What

Silver: I will still happily kill you and make it look like an accident

Lyra: Damn

Lyra: Their dynamic is the same

Sylveon: DANGIT I FAILED

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Nate has updated his status- I have double the options but I'm still single

Comments:

Hilbert: Huh

Hilbert: That sucks

Nate: I KNOW IT DOES DAD

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Hugh has updated his status- They call me coffee cause I grind so fine

Comments:

Rosa: OhmygodHugh

Gladion: They call me coffee cause I keep you up past 2 am

Moon: Gladion no

Silver: They call me coffee

Lyra: Not you too

Silver: Because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I really am

Lyra: Oh

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Zoey has updated her status- Let's get one thing straight

Comments:

Dawn: ???

Zoey: I'm not

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Everybody has updated her status- My big brother taught me how to break walls!

Comments:

Arceus: Sibling goals

Sylveon: Aww you two are so cute

Nobody: Shut up I'm not cute

Nobody: I've kidnapped God I am a force to be reckoned with

Sylveon: ...

Arceus: ...

Sylveon: Aww

Arceus: So cute

(A/N. Yo it's pride month my dudes

I'm gonna draw so much gay

It's gonna be great

ANYWAYS

If you didn't know I have a job now and that's why I've been less active most of this week cause I work from 4:35-10:00

Well

I work for my city's local baseball team

So

I work from 4:35-whenever the game ends

So uh

K thx bai!)