If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter I need to stop writing sinful N

Rosa has tagged Hugh in her status- That's a nice shirt

Comments:

Hugh: Thanks it's boyfriend material

Rosa: DANGIT YOU RUINED MY JOKE I WAS GONNA ASK IF I COULD TALK YOU OUT OF IT

Hugh: Sorry Babe

Rosa: You should be

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Gladion has tagged Moon in his status- It's midnight. Why are you calling me?

Comments:

Moon: I need my midnight snac

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Prof. Juniper has tagged Dr. Oak in her status- Ehh are you sure the Arceus/Sylveon offspring is even Arceus'? It just looks like a normal Eevee but with horns.

Comments:

Dr. Oak: Oh I'm sure

Prof. Juniper: How are you sure

Sylveon: Did you just call me a cheater Juniper? We gonna fight?

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Everybody has updated her status- DADDY GAVE ME GIRL SCOUT COOKIES FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THEY WERE AMAZING

Comments:

Dr. Oak: That's how

Prof. Juniper: Oh...

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Nobody has tagged Arceus and Sylveon in his status- How come you love Everybody more than you love me

Comments:

Sylveon: You don't like us

Nobody: ...

Nobody: True

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Ash has tagged Officer Jenny in his status- Are memes based off of games illegal too?

Comments:

Officer Jenny: No those are fine

Officer Jenny: Except for FNAF memes

Officer Jenny: Those are very illegal

Bonnie: I hope you die in a fire

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Gary has updated his status- Is it weird to comments on your own posts?

Comments:

Gary: Nah

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Arceus has tagged Hilda in its status- You pregnant yet?

Comments:

Hilda: Nope

N: Not yet

Hilda: ...Excuse me?

N: ;)

Hilda: Did you swap him

Arceus: ???

Sylveon: No

Everybody: Heehee

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Hilda has tagged Rosa in her status- Is Hugh acting normal?