If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter My poor gays

Arceus has updated its status- I have an idea

Comments:

Nobody: UGHHHH

Arceus: No it's good I swear

Arceus: We make Hilda and N and Lyra and Silver express their feelings

Nobody: What drug are you on and where can I get some

Arceus: I'M SERIOUS

Nobody: Okay fine continue

Arceus: So we'll know how they all feel about the breakups!

Nobody: Okay do it

Arceus: Yes!

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Hilda has updated her status- I MISS N

Comments:

Fire Goddess: Interesting considering she cheated on him

Hilda: Okay ya know what

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N has updated his status- I MISS HILDA

Comments:

Nobody: Oh

Fire God: THEY LOVE EACH OTHER

Anybody: This is NOT what I wanted!!!

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Silver has updated his status- I always figured that if I cheated, I would at least cheat with somebody hot

Comments:

Hilda: EXCUSE ME

Silver: You're excused

Gladion: He's right though

Hilda: Okay but still

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Lyra has updated her status- I can't believe this! I would NEVER cheat on Silver!

Comments:

Nobody: Lyra's salty

Lyra: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM

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Gold has updated his status- I can't believe Silver cheated on Lyra, and it wasn't with me

Comments:

Hilda: He doesn't like you

Gold: MAYBE HE WOULD IF HE WASN'T BEING DISTRACTED BY HOES LIKE YOU

Hilda: ...

Hilda: Damn okay

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Everybody has updated her status- Where's Mommy? :(

Comments:

Arceus: Hell if I know, what I DO know is I'm not getting yelled at

Everybody: FIND MOMMY

Arceus: Wow okay fine

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Arceus has tagged Nobody in its status- Where's your mother?

Comments:

Nobody: 'Dunno

Nobody: Ask evil Eevee over here

Anybody: Why are you talking about me

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Moon has tagged Gladion in her status- You look like a french fry cause it's a snac

Comments:

Gladion: Thanks babe

Gladion: You still aren't getting your switch back

Moon: DAMMIT FOILED AGAIN

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Nate has updated his status- Does this mean N and Hilda are both single?

Comments:

Hilda: Touch me and I'll f**king kill you

N: I'm too old for you

Nate: Damn

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May has tagged Brendan in her status- Sorry your marriage didn't work out

Comments:

Brendan: It would end sooner if SOMEONE would sign the papers already

Hilbert: Dude I signed them weeks ago YOU still haven't signed them

Brendan: BECAUSE I STILL LOVE YOU

Hilbert: YOU SAID DISNEY WAS FOR CHILDREN

Brendan: Well it is

Brendan: That's their demographic

Brendan: Genius

Hilbert: ...

Hilbert: Sign the papers

(A/N. Hey I'm back

The next chapter will be out WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE POSTING IT

So uh

K thx bai!)