If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Oops the ship

Hau has tagged Lillie in his status- On a scale from one to ten, you're a nine and I'm the one you need

Comments:

Lillie: Oh please I'm not a nine

Hau: I know you're an eleven but then the line wouldn't work

Lillie: ...

Lillie: Cute

Hau: *GaSP*

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Hau has tagged Lillie in his status- If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd have a dollar

Comments:

Lillie: Oh

Hau: Because you never leave my mind <3

Gladion: No

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Hau has tagged Lillie in his status- Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Comments:

Lillie: Maybe...

Sun: Is it...is it happening?

Moon: Shhh be quiet before you scare my ship away

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Sylveon has updated her status- AHHH REGRET

Comments:

Arceus: What

Sylveon: I forgot to write this chapter and now I'm staying up late to write it fuuuuudge

Arceus: Wtf

Nobody: Who are you, Deadpool?

Meowth: Momd tje ficling walks

Sylveon: I'll break all the walls I want you little sh*t

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Dawn has updated her status- Unless you are a pregnancy test, get your negativity out of here

Comments:

May: Sinner

Dawn: Snitch

May: That's fair

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May has tagged Iris in her status- Are you a sinner too?

Comments:

Iris: I sin in a different way than Dawn

Dawn: What?

Iris: I kill anyone who comes anywhere near my boy

May: ...

Dawn: ...

Trip: <3

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Hello yes I would like some attention

Comments:

Hilda: Babe I'm working

N: I need attention

Hilda: I know but-

N: Attention

N: Give it to me now

Hilda: N-

N: Give

Hilda: N-

N: Give

Hilda: ...

N: ...

Hilda: Fine

N: YAY

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Rosa has tagged Hilda in her status-  N's getting a little aggressive isn't he?

Comments:

Hilda: He's just an attention whore

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Ash has tagged Misty in his status- I'm breaking up with you

Comments:

Misty: No you're not

Ash: Yes I am

Misty: No

Ash: Yes

Misty: You're just salty because I'm better at Mario Kart than you

Ash: YOU'RE NOT THO

Misty: YES I AM

Brock: Are you two seriously fighting over Mario Kart?

Ash: MIND YA BUSINESS BROCK

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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- Babe I need you to pick up paper towels

Comments:

Silver: Okay Babe

Gladion: Whipped

Silver: You will be too in due time my friend

Silver: In due time

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~Lillie and Hau are now in a relationship~

Comments:

Gladion: UM

Gladion: NO

Hau: Um

Hau: Yes

Moon: MY SHIP

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Nobody has updated his status- Ew

Comments:

Sylveon: I knew you would be upset

Arceus: I'm enjoying it

Sylveon: I know you are

Sylveon: Hoe

(A/N. ...

*Shrugs*

So uh

K thx bai!)