If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter I don't even know/care

Red has tagged Blue in his status- You're cute

Comments:

Blue: That's gay, Red

Red: ...

Red: That's...That's the point

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Hilbert has tagged Hilda in his status- Please, N wasn't that drunk last night!

Comments:

Hilda: Oh yeah?

Hilbert: Yeah

Hilda: He was flirting with me

Hilbert: So? He's your fiancé?

Hilda: He asked me if I was single

Hilda: And he cried when I told him I wasn't

Hilbert: N always cries

N: Hey!

Hilda: True

N: Not true

Hilda: Coco

N: ...

N: Dangit woman

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Silver has tagged Lyra in his status- You're annoying

Comments:

Lyra: But you love me

Silver: That doesn't make you any less annoying

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Sun has tagged Gladion, Silver, and one other in his status- Are you sure you're assassins and not serial killers?

Comments:

Hilda: No

Moon: They're neither

Moon: They're the Thunder Legion

Gladion: I enjoy this comparison

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Sylveon has updated her status- Can't wait for my ship to happen

Comments:

Arceus: What ship?

Sylveon: Can't say yet, silly

Sylveon: But it will make lots of people angry

Sylveon: And I'm ready for it

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Nobody has tagged Arceus and Sylveon in his status- So like...could you two even biologically have children?

Comments:

Arceus: ...

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: Idk

Sylveon: Probably not

Arceus: You wanna find out?

Sylveon: Not really

Arceus: But you kinda do

Sylveon: No

Arceus: But that's what you implied by "Not really"

Sylveon: No

Arceus: Yes

Sylveon: No

Arceus: Love me

Sylveon: No

(A/N. I know it's short but it's like 12:15 am and it's all I have so DEAL WITH IT

I'm so exhausted

So uh

K thx bai!)