ChiliMan:
has anyone found her yet
Kitescanflytu:
Ive checked the parking lot 7 times now
A berry thats in a straw:
But im in the parking lot rn
Zeeeeeee:
I see u actually
Hi jane
A berry thats in a straw:
Hi zak
ChiliMan:
I think we're all in the parking lot rn
Zeeeeeee has changed the group name to "Parking Lots"
Zeeeeeee:
Get it?
ChiliMan has changed Zeeeeeee's nickname to DadJokes.
Kitescanflytu:
SHE TEXTED ME
SHE SAYS SHE'LL COME BACK ON HER OWN AND THAT SHES FINE.
SHES JUST WITH THAT BRITISH DUDE WE SHOULD KNOW
DadJokes:
Which british dude?
Kitescanflytu:
The tall one
ChiliMan:
The fuck is that suppose to mean
A berry thats in a straw:
Which tall one?
Kitescanflytu:
Wilbursoot
ChiliMan:
Oh
Wiggly ass hairdo
Kitescanflytu:
Thats a good description of what he is
DadJokes:
Guys
Im in the car
Whos driving
A berry thats in a straw:
But didnt we use uber?
DadJokes
...
Im with the uber dude then
*
ChiliMan:
KATEE
I NEED UR HELP
Kitescanflytu:
y
ChiliMan:
UR CAT TOOK MY HAMSTER HOSTAGE
Kitescanflytu:
Classic Poochi
Rip bunbun ig
DadJokes:
Smart cat too
It even has Bunbun on the ground like an action movie
i think ur cat wants food actually
Kitescanflytu:
What makes u say that
DadJokes:
I know that look in its eyes when its looking at my pizzarolls
Lustfully
Kitescanflytu:
Well dont give him any
Hes on a diet rn
DadJokes:
Wait
It let bunbun run free
And now it has my comp mouse
Which was plugged in btw
Kitescanflytu:
I sweat to god if u feed him, I will plant tnt on ur minecraft hous and place a pressure plate on the last place u spawn so u detonate them
DadJokes:
Both ways seem to lose me $5 worth of stuff
A straw thats in a berry:
HES GOT BRISKET < if u dont remember, its her dog
AND MY FRENCH FRIES! 😭
*
"Comet, what're you doing?" WilburSoot asked after having bare witness Comet's betrayal to the point of his video.
"It's important for people to carry out their ambitions, Wilbur" She answered after giving stacks of logs to SniperAssassin in their quest of building a house.
"Look! Their building a house now! Their suppose to be falling off of great heights like everyone else" laughing a bit at his own answer, Wilbur pointed Comet to the countless death towers the players had built to increase their death count.
WilburSoot fell out of the world.
[@] don't tell our queen what to do
"Thank you, Mjopa" Comet said with a soft giggle from Wilbur's death. Josh greeting her with a peony, which he handed to her right after.
Snippitysnipsnap: DONT TALK TO OUR QUEEN LIKE THAT
CagingMuron: WILBALD
Gonoseeya: PROTECT THE QUEEN
Jokesonu: Wilbald
HonorNMilfs: WILBALD
HelthyCraig: OUR BENEVOLENT QUEEN MUST NEVER BE ADDRESSED IN SUCH MANNER
JeminaY: wilbald is not allowed to address our queen in such tones
HieracyisBS donated $5
Wilbur, why do you have a bandage on your cheek?
Touching the fresh white patch on his cheek, which stung, he said:
"Funny story actually, Me and Comet met up like a few hours ago cause we bump into each other and she probably got spooked at me and then she slapped my cheek"
NoFwends: Wilbyslapped
ParadineeN: LOL
GTrain: XD
HieravyisBS: Wilbyslapped moment right here
Notadodger: WILBYSLAPPED
CupcakeMonster71: Wilbyslapped POG
NotaPogchamper: this is pogchamp
"Yeah, you scared me quite a bit when we met up, I didn't expect to see anyone I know here, plus your height was angering" She mumbled her last comment. Slowling patting her own head reminding her of how tall he is compared to her, slightly pouting.
"Pixelman's pretty much secured his lead though" Wilbur said, teleporting to said player. Watching him go up and down while also knocking off players who try to sabotage his lead.
"I think it would be cool if someone tried to do some redstone stuff, like an observer and some pistons and a pool of lava" Comet said, coming up with ideas for easy deaths.
"But I don't think any of them will go mining cause as you can see all of them are pre-occupied with dying" Wilbur mentioned, as Comet looked around the map to see what people were coming up with until she saw a small shrine.
"Well except these people at least" She said, walking amongst the small crowd that repeatedly bowed over a small shrine they had created as well as beaco to represent its holyness.
Teleporting to her location, Wilbur was left aghast to see a small growing crowd bowing towards a beacon light shrine with a sign that says: PROTECTION SQUAD ON STAND BY.
"How did they get a beacon–OH! From those withers I spawned" Wilbur exclaimed recalling the nunerous people who jumped to the mobs in exchange for their lives.
"This is a great time to be suicidal" Comet said, looking over on the lava pits that littered the bordered map.
*
Author's notes:
Short chapter. So whats up?
YOU ARE READING
The Lone Rider(Dream SMP)
Fanfiction"I need clout" dream donated $50 I can help with that * In which Dream invites a rumored Minecraft assassin to the Dream SMP.
