Comet: USE YOUR POWERS NOW!
Ghost Techno: I can't! I can't control them..
Comet: Yes you can
Ghost Techno: You're right, I can. After you just said that; you saying I can do it means I can do it.
Comet: You just gotta use your mind......or your heart, whichever fits for the occasion.
Ghost Techno: *kills god*
*
Dream: Ok time to kill the dragon now
Comet: No
Dream: Why not
Comet: Cause if you kill the dragon now, then the video ends and we won't get to make our dirt mansion...and tame cats.
Dream: ....
Dream: ok..*heart palpitations*
*
Phil: wheres the child?
Tommy: ?
Phil: the dead one
Ghostbur: ?
TechnoGhost: ?
Phil: The one dead inside
All of them: ??????
*
Comet: So as the newest employee, you get to do customer service, sogoodbyehavefundontlookatmysearchhistoryyouwillonlyfindmanhwas *leaves shop to 16 year old*
Zeno: ...waw, unsupervised :D
*door slams open*
JSchlatt: COMET?!?! WHY DOES OUR AGREEMENT HAVE "If he dies, I own Manburg" WRITTEN ON IT?!
Zeno: Sorry sir...you're gonna have to join the queue
Dream: Ye get in line
Wilbur: My button is missing
Sam: im actually here for my dry cleaning
Zeno: yes, now here is ur watermelon.
*
*at This Place Needs More Sand*
Zeno: hey grandma, how did my sister die
Katelyn: natural causes
Zeno: why do the elders say she died resurecting u and ur sisters
Katelyn: Natural causes
*
Cryo: hello, have you seen my spoon
Comet: No, but i can give you this hat *hands netherite helmet*
Cryo with hat on: I look hot
Comet: btw does this poison taste funny to u?
Cryo: ye...it does
Comet: right? Kinda sweet? Fruity maybe?
Cryo: what could it be?
Strawbewwy: have you guys seen my-
*
Zeno: hey sis, where do babies come from?
Comet: I hatched from an egg
Zeno: does that make you a chicken?
Comet: no i am a birb, you came from the orphanage accross the street, ur parents died from poverty that my parents and grandparents made
Zeno: can I kill em?
Comet: No, but I can
*
Fundy: so what do u sell?
Comet: what do u want me to sell?
Fundy: stuff?
Comet: then we sell stuff
Fundy: what if i say babies
Comet: then we sell condoms with holes in them
Fundy: what about a will to live
Comet: I'll sell you potato dishes cooked to perfection.
Fundy: do u sell parents with no emotional baggage and wont treat me badly because of it?
Comet: Ill give you a week with me being ur temporary parent, however I can't get you a daddy...can't find those
*in the distance*
Dream: :( I feel sad for some reason
*
Dream: hey! You've finally come to visit!
Comet: here i am
*after visit*
Dream: Comet, I can't find Patches!
Comet: about that *Patches slips out of her backpack*
Dream: How'd you get her pass the security guards, You flew there!
Comet: Sir you live in Florida
*
George: Hi
Comet: Hi
*internal Comet*: WHYISHESOCUTELOOKATHISFACEWHATSHISFACIALROUTINEDONTTELLMEHEISONEOFTHOSEPRIKSTHATDONTDOSHITBUTSTILLLOOKGOOD
George: how've you been
Comet: yes
*
Tubbo: where bees come from?
Comet: monke
*
Tommy *Holds shopping goods from Sendr* : Who's gonna pay for this ??
Wilbur: 👀
Tubbo: 👀
Comet: If none of u are paying, I suggest u take ur little green friend with you on your way out, he's stinkin up the doormat
Tommy: DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT PHILZA THAT WAY
Comet: I meant the zombie hourse
*
Author's notes:
Did i do this right? meh
Unquotable quotes are funny so i tried incorporating just randomness but then i forgot to add humor u guys like. So fk it
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Fanfiction"I need clout" dream donated $50 I can help with that * In which Dream invites a rumored Minecraft assassin to the Dream SMP.
