Fell in Love with the Devil (LuciferxSupernatural Crossover)

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"It's very Eyes Wide shut." Lucifer noted as they walked through the building "Too bad I forgot my sexy mask,"

"I thought you were already wearing it," Maya flirted. "Besides does anything scare you?"

"Should it?" Lucifer asked.

Maya didn't respond as she stopped at a door.

"Rose is gone." A man said "but it is not her death that was important, it was her life. The imprint she left behind. See, Rose will be remembered. She will live on forever,"

"This isn't a sacrifice." Maya noted. "It's a memorial,"

"Quite civilized, actually,"

"Yeah, they don't seem like killers,"

"Mmm,"

"And so now," The man continued "it is time to invoke the Four Crowned Princes of Hell,"

"Scratch that," Maya said.

"Visualize the blue light filling your entire being. Satan to the east. Beelzebub to the north..."

"This is preposterous," Lucifer said.

"I thought you'd love this," Maya teased.

"First of all, there's only one me. And secondly, the whole worship thing is more my father's bag,"

"And now..." The man said, "Lucifer will speak!"

"What?"

Maya couldn't help but snort when a goatman walked into the room.

"Oh. No. No, no, no, no, no." Lucifer opened the door "This is where I draw the line. Excuse me, excuse me! Sorry. Sorry." he pushed the goatman away "If you would just butt out. Right! I'm the real Lucifer and I insist that you stop this nonsense immediately. I mean, have you heard yourselves? It's embarrassing. Blue light coming out your ass or whatever it was. I mean, you preach rebellion, but you're-you're misguided sheep. And goat. Where's the real defiance? The free will?"

"Yeah!" Satanists cried. "Free will! Free will rules!"

"No, no! You're doing it again. Don't applaud. This whole thing's a sham!"

"Whoo! Anarchy!"

"I mean, just-just look at this. What is this supposed to be?" Lucifer picked up a glass jar "Alien fetus? Pickled demon?"

"He's the best Lucifer we've had in years." A guy whispered. "Lucifer! Lucifer!"

"Stop!" Lucifer shattered the jar and Maya couldn't help but take a startled step back. "Someone killed this girl! She didn't deserve that. This is not what I stand for. Is that what you all wanted? Eh? Should be ashamed of yourselves,"

Maya followed one of the Satanists into a room "LAPD. Put the knife down. Why were you running?"

"I wasn't," the man admitted. "I was upset,"

"Feeling guilty, are you?" Lucifer questioned. "Tell me...why?"

"What, our new Devil's a cop, now, is he?"

"Yeah and I'm a Winchester,"

"Oh, shit,"

"So come on tell me," Lucifer said, "what nasty little urge are you hiding in your hoodie, hmm?"

"I want to kill..."

"Yeah?"

"I want to kill the sick bastard who killed Rose. And then, after that, I want the hell out of this racket,"