we goin' on a ten hour drive

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Okay, so recently, I've figured out how many chapters this story will have.
69.

Nicknames:

John:

Seraphina: Sera

Arlo: Asslo

Isen:

Blyke:

Remi: Remiiiiiiiiii <3

Elaine:

Cecile:

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Sera: are you guys ready

Asslo: I suppose so.

Sera: I genuinely don't care if you're ready or not

Asslo: Fuck you.

Sera: that's John's job

John: the fuck

Sera: nothing

John: ... okay then

Isen: I DON'T GET IT

Isen: WHY WOULD HE DO THIS

Cecile: What the fuck are your talking about, Isen?

Isen: WHY WOULD HE DO IT

Blyke: he's mad because I ate a French fry yesterday that I bought the day before

Cecile: Sometimes I question his birth.

Isen: I'm sorry what

Cecile: Forget I said anything.

Isen: you literally just said you questioned my birth I'm supposed to "forget you said anything"?

Isen: yeah I'm done

Cecile: Isen,

Isen: no

Isen has blocked Cecile.

Blyke: ... Damnit this is my fault

Isen: fuck yeah it is

Cecile: Isen, you'll regret this.

Isen: apparently you regret my birth anyways so it doesn't matter

Isen: :)

Sera: what the fuck did I just witness

John: the rat breaking up with his rat gf

Sera: ohhhhhhhhh sorry I was talking about the guy pouring gas into a Walmart bag

John: okay yeah what the fuck

Asslo: When are we leaving, Seraphina?

Sera: well,

Sera: I was planning to leave without you but Elaine said that the beds there didn't creak

Elaine: hehehehehhehehhheheh

Asslo: God, fucking, damnit, Elaine.

Sera: so she wanted you to go

Sera: anyways we're leaving in thirty minutes

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