wellston but hell | unOrdinary Chatfic

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Sera: so we finally finished getting those stupid windows, some flowers, and a refrigerator

Fine: yeah, so should we just find an empty parking lot and sleep there?

Sera: probably, but apparently there's going to be some bad thunderstorms and light rain, but we'll be fine

Blick: How is isen still asleep

Meaningless: because I'm not

Blick: AYO WHAT

Blick: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AWAKE

Meaningless: since you and Remi started talking about birds

Blick: THAT WAS NEARLY AN HOUR AGO-

Cecile: can you all just shut up? I'm trying to sleep

Fine: ehhhhh no

Cecile: Glorious.

Fine: we buy this fucking huge ass car and you instantly want to sleep

Cecile: yes, that's correct

Fine: wait did one of you bring that cake

Sera: I brought a few pieces of it

Sera: because these fat ungrateful shits ate the rest

Blick: 😅

Sera: yeah whatever fuck off

Blick: who's off?

Sera has muted Blick indefinitely.

Fine: great now the bitch is yelling from the bedroom

Fine: okay so Cecile you want him to shut up right

Cecile: mhm

Fine: permission to stab

Fine: granted

Cecile: heheheheheheheheheh

Fine: oh I love screams of pain

Sera:

Fine: uh-

one "that never happened" later

Cecile: hey I managed to kill him :D

Fine: nice, now return to the pillow fort, we must regroup

Fine: now we have declared WAR

Fine: you see when me and Sera went to the supermarket we also got some nerf guns

Asslo: Do you know how long that will take to clean up all the bullets?

Fine: Do you know that's why we're making you clean them up?

Asslo: I fucking hate you.

Fine: same, asslo

Asslo: Which is why we will settle this with a nerf gun battle

Fine: agreed

Fine: this is an all out nerf battle, everything is legal

Fine: three shots=dead

Fine: headshots do nothing because