food wars and wall wars

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This chapter takes place approximately two weeks after the last chapter

Don't worry, it'll basically just look like a continuation of the last chapter but classes are back up

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Sera: John, how did you manage to burn a fucking hole in the wall?

Fine: well I was trying to use my fire ability to light the stove

Sera: IT CAN FUCKING MAKE FIRE ITSELF

Fine: anyways I missed

Blick: it's like five in the morning can you both shut up?

Blick: classes start at eight why are you spending your time cooking?

Fine: no one fucking asked you

Sera: I'm only here because John's food tastes nice

Sera: only problem is he tends to light other things on fire

Asslo: Please shut the fuck up.

Sera: can't you just turn your notifications off?

Asslo: It would take more effort than asking you to stop.

Sera: John can you go light his dorm on fire

Fine: yep

Fine: just make it look like the toaster malfunctionedddddd

Fine: and done

Asslo: John, how horrible is your cooking if you can't even keep the smoke from going to my room?

Fine: heh bitch doesn't know yet

Sera: mission successful

Sera: now hurry up your salmon is about to light on fire

Fine: goodbye, have a good campfire :D

Asslo: ...What?

Asslo: HOLY SHIT IS MY DORM ON FI-

one burnt corpse later

Fine: bitches wake up it's nine

Sera: damn didn't realize I slept that long

Blick: HOLY SHIT MY ALARM DIDN'T GO OFF

Asslo: I was burnt alive.

Blick: where the hell did Isen go

whydoiexist: I'm at class you bitch

Cecile: I don't care about the first class.

Fine: anyways Sera the food is ready

Sera: oh yay

Sera: it's good

Blick: I OVERSLEPT NOOOOOO

Fine: please shut the fuck up no one cares

Asslo: John is unusually correct. Please shut the fuck up.

Blick: fuck all of you

Blick: anyways where's Remi

Asslo: Why would we know?

Blick: idk, I was hoping

Fine: oh I do

Blick: oh okay

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