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Someone explain to me why this almost has 10k reads

Something doesn't add up here

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Fine: I will murder every human being on this fucking planet

Fine: except Sera

Sera: thank you :)))))))

Asslo: You literally managed to blow up the submarine.

Fine: didn't you build it

Asslo: ...No.

Fine: wait what

Asslo: I may have let Elaine do it

Blick: oh so there isn't some horny shit going on between John and Arlo????????

Fine: the fact you considered that is disgusting

Asslo: I somehow agree.

Remiiiiiiiiii <3: it's okay that we lost, there's always next time

Fine: no one gives a shit

Blick: if people gave shits as gifts I'd be concerned

Cecile: ...you pictured that in your head for us to imagine

Cecile: ...just why?

whydoiexist: idk ask him

Cecile: that's what I did you piece of shit

whydoiexist: ...oh

whydoiexist: well then why are you talking to me

Cecile: I don't know why I even bother talking to you anymore, so fuck off orange haired rat bitch

whydoiexist: and now I take my leave

whydoiexist: AAAAAAAH WHAT THE HELLLLL

Blick: what now

whydoiexist: THERE'S A FUCKING STOVE IN THE STORAGE ROOM AND I SET MY HAND ON IT

whydoiexist: IT'S ON

Blick: sorry not my problem

whydoiexist: WHAT THE FUCKKKK

Fine: I thought for sure I turned it off

Sera: is this what you meant when you said that only I could cook and not burn the school down?

Fine: that's why I cooked in the storage room because no one goes there

Sera: ah

Fine: now get out of my storage room you bitch

Isen: HOLY SHIT IT LIT A BOX ON FIRE

Fine: arson yay

whydoiexist: IT BLOCKED OFF THE FUCKING DOOR

Blick: should we call a fire department or

Fine: nah let him burn to death

Remiiiiiiiiii <3: yeah I'm gonna call a fire department

Fine: if they ask just say Isen did it

Blick: well obviously lmao

whydoiexist: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOUUU WHAT THE FUCKKKK

whydoiexist: WHY ISN'T THERE A FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER IN HERE

Fine: oh I have it

Fine: didn't think I would ever need it so I took it out of there

whydoiexist: I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE FROM ALL THE SMOKE

Fine: why are you acting like we care

whydoiexist: BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE

Fine: WE DON'T FUCKING CARE

Remiiiiiiiiii <3: I do

Fine: and no one ever asked for your fucking opinion

Remiiiiiiiiii <3: ;-;

Sera: all I can hear are his fucking screams and I'm trying to sleep what the helllllll

Fine: Isen shut up

whydoiexist: FUCK YOU

Fine: mhm

whydoiexist: ALL OF YOU CAN DIE IN A HOLE

Fine: that's nice

Blick: where the hell did Remi go

Blick: oh god no no no not the freezer

Blick: wait she's not here

Fine: she's currently trying to stop the fire

Blick: damnit she's sneaky

Fine: just threw her against a wall she's now unconscious

whydoiexist: and people ship jemi smfh

Blick: okay but really he literally threw her face against concrete and people are like "yep totally they're a fucking couple"

Blick: it just doesn't make sense

whydoiexist: wait I was screaming about a fire wasn't I

whydoiexist: ahem

whydoiexist: WHAT THE FUCK GET ME OUT OF HERE

Fine: actually I'm going to cook some steak, I'll be back

Sera: okay

Fine: oh right the fire

Fine: meh I have a fire resistance ability, idc

whydoiexist: AREN'T YOU GOING TO PUT THE FUCKING FIRE OUT

Fine: I literally do not have a good reason to

whydoiexist: WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

Fine: damnit I forgot what I'll actually cook will burn

Fine: fine I'll put the damn fire out

whydoiexist: HOLY SHIT I LIVED

Fine: yeah now lemme do my cooking shit

Sera: should I go over to make sure you don't burn anything

Fine: probably? Idk

Sera: I will anyways

Fine: yay I have company

Sera: what are you going to take culinary classes when we go to college

Fine: are you?

Sera: nah I'm taking finance

Fine: idk then

Sera: you should do it

Fine: eh why not

Blick: this guy seriously just took ten seconds figuring out what classes he's taking in college

whydoiexist: what are you taking?

Blick: dunno

Asslo: I'm taking culinary for my forks.

Asslo: Elaine said she wants to become a nurse.

Remiiiiiiiiii <3: I also don't know what I'll take in college

Fine: I'm sorry but who asked?

Remiiiiiiiiii <3: Isen

Fine: I don't care

Remiiiiiiiiii <3: what the fu-

Fine: anyways the storage room is basically charcoal

Sera: do you have a water ability? It would be really helpful rn

Fine: no, because I only have a fire ability, your ability, Blyke's ability, and a teleporting ability currently

Sera: ah

Sera: well I do know someone who manipulates water

whydoiexist: no no no Seraphina stop breaking the fourth fucking wall-

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