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unrelated but I'd rather drink cold water than pepsi

back to everything unrelated but anyways because I like things that don't have a point-

(quick note: I fucking hate things that don't lead to any real outcome)

-why do you think John shouldn't ha

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Fine: Sera

Sera: what now

Fine: I kind of killed a squirrel by accident

Sera: and how the fuck did you manage to do that

Fine: I was at a shooting range

Fine: and this bitch ass squirrel decided to waltz in and jump right in the middle of the bullseye target

Sera: ...goddamnit

Asslo: We all know your aim is horrible.

Blick: no no don't threaten him he'll three sixty no scope closed eyes you arm off

Blick: I'd love to say I'm joking

Fine: heh...

Fine: 子なし...

Blick: FUCKING RUN

Asslo: why

Fine: STAR PLATINUM

Blick: IT'S TOO LATE

Fine: good grief

Sera: and he's dead

Asslo:

Sera: dead

whydoiexist: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

Fine: what

whydoiexist: ELAINE'S DORM ROOM SMELLS LIKE PISS

Fine: the whole fucking school does can't you tell

Fine: it's probably not just them either

Asslo: Why the fuck are you in her dorm?

whydoiexist: nothing

Asslo: I will kill you.

whydoiexist: so

Asslo: You're not going to die within five minutes.

whydoiexist: Hey John

Fine: ye

whydoiexist: I'll give you ten dollars to go kill Asslo

Fine: 11

whydoiexist: 11.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 dollars