Fine: guys we got a slight problem
Asslo: What?
Sera: well me and John were playing ping pong
Sera: I beat John and he got mad so he accidentally cut off the plane right wing
Blick: yeah we totally didn't fucking notice
Isen: why are our lives like this
Fine: because you live within one solar system of me
Isen: fair point
Blick: aside from that THE FUCKING PLANE IS CRASHING
Blick: John you plan on doing anything or
Fine: I think Sera and I will go to the island now, you guys have fun here
Cecile: the fuck is going on? I'm trying to sleep
Isen: plane's crashing
Cecile: I don't fucking care I wanna sleep
Cecile: oh shit the plane's crashing?
Isen: yes
Cecile: I still don't fucking care shut up
Blick: anyways John's gonna leave us here so I just wanna say one last thing to you guys
Blick: cause this is where it'll all end
Blick: my final words
Blick: MOM
Blick: DAD
Blick: I DID EVERYTHING YOU TOLD ME TO DO
Blick: AND I'M STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN
Blick: YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME
Blick: MY GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ANY SEXUAL JOKES
Blick: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW IF SHE EVEN KNOWS WHAT SEX IS
Remi: idk what sex is but it sounds really wholesome
Fine: 10/10 wholesome
Isen: bro...
Isen: you're not in the plane
Blick: ah shit we're at the island?
Fine: dumbass thought I wouldn't bring him here
Isen: thanks for the speech on being a virgin tho
Fine: also lmao imagine being a virgin
Sera: you're one to talk
Fine: That's why I did
Sera: oh yeah last Friday I remember now
Elaine: what?
Sera: what?
Blick: where are the pilots though
Fine: in bed
Fine: also gave them a shit ton of money cause the plane un-planed
Blick: so if I un-dog my dog, will you give me a lot of money?
Fine: no I'd call you a fucking idiot and go to sleep
Fine: anyways this island is pretty small
Fine: there's also a bunch of caves here if you wanna go down those
Sera: John and I went down all of them before
Sera: it was fun
Isen: I'm just gonna stay on the beach
YOU ARE READING
wellston but hell | unOrdinary Chatfic
Fanfiction____________________________________________ Note: Contains spoilers for the webtoon, unOrdinary, authored and illustrated by "uru-chan". ____________________________________________ A story on the unOrdinary cast and their group chat, except everyo...
