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Arlo the German bitch kid

Before I start this chapter I should probably say two things: First off, I do not hate Germans. I hate a certain man who happened to be from Germany, and went on a fucking massacre. You all know who that is.

Second, this story idea came from CyberLink963, so thanks to him for makimg me sound interesting (and probably racist)

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Also you guys want more chapters like the old ones where John and Sera kept throwing everyone out a window?

I do have plans for John to throw Asslo either off of the Eiffel Tower or Burj Khalifa

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Asslo: I love alcohol.

Fine: horrible way to start a conversation

Sera: true

Asslo: Alcohol was made by the Germans, so it may help me increase my mental strength.

Fine: are you drunk or stupid?

Blick: he's both

Fine: why is this guy trying to be a nazi though

Asslo: I'm not a fucking Nazi.

Fine: lies

Blick: we could totally give this guy some German hat and a moustache and he might look like one

Remi: isn't that racist?

Blick: yes

Asslo: WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT ME MAKES ME A NAZI

Fine: you like German shit

Asslo: HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET THAT CONCLUSION FROM MYSELF DRINKING ALCOHOL

Asslo: JUST BECAUSE I HAVE POSTERS OF HITLER IN MY ROO-

Isen: tf?

Fine: yeah now shut the fuck up I don't want to hear about that

Fine: Nazi bitch kid

Remi: that's not very nice John

Fine: that's not something I fucking care about Remi

Fine: go play superhero and make sure Volcan does her fucking job right

Fine: or I'll fucking do it myself

Isen:

Blick:

Blick: ngl I think I'll just train my ability outside the school, becoming a superhero doesn't seem like a good idea anymore

Isen: like it was a good idea before

Asslo: You know what, if I've already died and felt that pain I'll just cut myself a few times.

Fine: makes sure you use your sharpest knife, fucker

Cecile: are you guys just going to talk the whole flight?