It's kind of ironic, that the first time someone actually dies,
there's no funeral.
Huh
• • •
Asslo: Guys, I'm going to jump off a bridge.
Sera: do a flip while you're there
Fine: do two!
Asslo:
Asslo: you know what? There are some cars behind me I'll just walk into them
Fine: no one gives a fuck buddy
Rat: sad but true
Rat actually no, not sad but true
Fine: oh shit he just got yeeted by a van
Sera: damn should've watched it
Fine: he just got thrown off the bridge lmao
Fine: YOOO THIS MAN'S DOING A BARREL ROLL
Fine: oh now he died
Fine: no wait he's making a comeback
Fine: nope nevermind he's dead some bitch just threw a rock at his face
Fine: that bitch was me
Sera: too bad
Sera: did he do a flip tho
Blick: that's really what you're worried about
Sera: gotta get the right technique when you're skydiving onto some rocks
Blick: John you can bring him back or something right
Fine: unfortunately I can
Fine: even more unfortunate I will because I need someone to punch in the face for fun everyday
Blick: you're all insane
two weeks later
Rat: guys I need help
Blick: what's wrong
Fine: I don't necessarily care enough to help but I am curious about what the fuck is currently wrong with your life
Rat: so Cecile is mad at me because I put up a paper there that had two typos in it
Fine: mhm
Fine: and
Rat: and she's going to burn all of my works because this is the tenth paper I gave her with a typo in it
Fine: good luck
Blick: have fun doing that Isen
Rat: I-
Fine: anyways when I get out of college I wanna be a reverse necromancer for fun
Sera: isn't that just a murderer
Fine: well
Fine: yes but actually no
Sera: are you trying to be dumb or
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wellston but hell | unOrdinary Chatfic
Fanfiction____________________________________________ Note: Contains spoilers for the webtoon, unOrdinary, authored and illustrated by "uru-chan". ____________________________________________ A story on the unOrdinary cast and their group chat, except everyo...
