balloon day (gone wrong)

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Fine: Sera you still have that bag of balloons right

Sera: ye

Fine: okay so I just had a really good idea

Sera: ye

Fine: let's fill this entire rv with balloons

Blick: agreed

Asslo: That will obstruct my vision.

Fine: your piece of shit girlfriend is already sitting on your lap wearing your jacket and way too short shorts

Asslo:

Fine: wait is it just no shorts at all?

Asslo: ...No?

Fine: oh god you disgraceful human beings-

one pair of shorts put on later

Fine: now we blow up balloons

Cecile: idk why but I'm in

Fine: perfect we have recruited four people

Fine: other two are fucking

Blick: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUC-

Fine: other two are fucking wimps

Fine: sorry I hit send too early

Meaningless: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUNCHING LASER BEAMS IN THE BEDROOM FROM THE DOOR

Blick: I'M SHOOTING IN ALL THE POSITIONS I USE WHEN FUCKING

Fine:

Sera:

Asslo:

Meaningless:

Cecile:

Bloobaree bich: oooooooohh do you two use the do-

Fine: Elaine, this really isn't the time

one "FUCK WHY DID I SAY THAT" later

Fine: okay nearly forty balloons

Sera: we are fairly close to submerging the pillow fort in just balloons

Fine: um

Fine: guys

Fine: someone's on the roof

Asslo: What?

Fine: I can sense them with my ability

Blick: okay I just checked and there are two people with crowbars and masks up there

Fine: make sure the door is locked

Sera: can't we just like

Sera: murder them with our abilities

Sera: I mean all of us are high tiers and we have three god tiers

Meaningless:

Sera: sorry isen

Fine: but Sera, they don't know that

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