SDMN Bits and Bobs

Incorrect Quotes • 2 •

Harry: When's your birthday?

Josh: September 4th.

Harry: What year?

Josh: ... Every year.

Harry:

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Harry: I wasn't that drunk!

Simon: *snorts* You spoke to every woman you came across, voluntarily.

Harry: *gasp*

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Tobi, listening to Simon, JJ and Ethan arguing: *sips apple juice*

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Harry, panicked: I think I might be pregnant.

Vik, immensely baffled: ...

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Harry: What, no! I like girls.

Ethan, in the background: I'm gonna tell him.

Josh: Don't you dare.

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Tobi, confused: Why is Harry sobbing into the toilet?

JJ, on his phone, sounding bored: Josh told Ethan not to tell Harry he isn't straight.

Tobi: How does that-

JJ: He didn't say I couldn't.

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Vik: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.

Harry: What is it?

Vik: Huh? Oh SoRrY, JoSh iS CaLlInG me! *runs away*

Harry: Josh is in Dubai.

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Simon (the petty bitch that he is), gently waking up Harry to come help him with something: Come on, Harry.

Harry, blinking tiredly: Huh? Okay. *grabs Simon's hand as he sleepily stumbles after him*

Harry, five minutes later: Simon got no sleep 'cause a y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep 'cause a me!

Simon: *smiles proudly*

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Josh: Alcohol is delicious. I mean MAlicious. Sorry, guys, I'm really drunk.

Tobi: I'm not.

Harry: What?

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Vik: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Harry: Not to be NSFW but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

JJ: That's disgusting. You're disgusting.

Harry, nodding sincerely: I know.

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Simon: I'm a petty bitch, but I'm also a pretty bitch.

Harry: *nods enthusiastically*