Simon, a policeman: You ran a red light.
JJ: So did you, hypocrite.
Simon: I was following you.
JJ: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Simon: Get out.
~•~
Josh: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
Simon: Rickrolled my teacher in year 4.
Ethan: I kicked Harry in the shin-
Harry: -So I kicked Ethan in the balls.
Vik: I burned a town down.
Josh: What?!
Tobi: What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Vik: A lot of things.
JJ: No shit.
Simon: Nah you guys are psychos.
~•~
JJ: How did you even get in here?
Harry: Simon's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Harry's door"!
Simon: I’m closing the window.
~•~
Ethan: Oh, hey, I didn’t see you come in! You should have come by and said hello!
Simon: Oh! Yeah, I uh...
Simon: Didn’t want to bother you.
Simon: Or talk to or listen to or be around you.
~•~
Vik: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Tobi: Exactly!!!
Harry:
Harry: I'm gonna tell 'em.
Simon, glaring: Don't you dare.
~•~
Harry: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Harry: Simon is still mad about it, but me and Ethan were drunk and thought it was funny.
Ethan: It's not so funny anymore.
~•~
JJ: What are you writing?
Simon: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Harry, looking over Simon's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
~•~
Vik: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
~•~
Josh: What's wrong with you?
Harry: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of affection from my partner, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Simon: Oh, I know you ain't saying I don't give you enough affection! I give you plenty.
~•~
Vik: What would Simon think?
Harry: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told him?
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SDMN Bits and Bobs
FanfictionA collection of pics, incorrect quotes, headcanons, drabbles, prompts, etc. Just Sidemen related things I wish to share <3 Includes ships, both platonic and romantic.
