SDMN Bits and Bobs

Incorrect Quotes • 3 •

Simon: You bought a taco?

Harry: Yes.

Simon: From the same truck that hit JJ??

Harry, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help him.

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Josh: You really shouldn't be using a straw.

Harry: Yeah, yeah, I know, they are bad for the environment.

Josh: No, it's just a really weird way to eat spaghetti.

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Harry: My kink is people caring about me.

JJ: Unrealistic, just settle for bondage like the rest of us.

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Vik: I can't believe you've done this!

JJ: I think you should really stop being surprised at my ability to fuck things up.

Harry and Ethan, grinning madly, glad they didn't get caught too: *muffled giggles*

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Harry, defending JJ: I know he messed up, but all that matters is that he tried his best.

JJ: But I didn't-

Harry: He. Tried. His. Best.

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Vik: I just assume that pretty much everyone has slept with Harry at this point.

Vik: It's just a matter of time before I sleep with him myself, I guess.

(ALTERNATE)

Vik: I just assume that pretty much everyone has slept with Harry at this point.

Simon: Can confirm.

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Harry: Can you believe they didn't let us in there just because we're gay?

Ethan: We're not gay, Harry.

Harry: We're not?

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Vik: That's a mean question! I'm not answering that!

Harry: Come on, it's just a question. If you had to punch someone in the group, who would you punch?

Vik: I'm not answering that. We're all friends. Why would I punch anyone?

Harry: ...

Tobi: It would be JJ, wouldn't it?

Vik: Yeah, but I don't know why.

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JJ: I'm not saying I'm the best.

JJ: But have you met someone better than me?

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Tobi, crying: Just call it Toothpaste!

Harry: Mouth sauce.