SDMN Bits and Bobs

Headcanons • Behzksi

• When they go out places, it takes people a while to figure out whether the two are boyfriends, best friends, or enemies.

• So many friend with benefits stages.

• Their relationship is literally a roller coaster.

• And they are both sick of it. They want to get off.

• Ethan wants them to be official partners in crime.

• But JJ is too dense for that half the time.

• When he understands, though, they have a lot of fun.

• They are so unoriginal when it comes to pet names.

• Bae, babe, baby are used frequently.

• When Ethan is feeling particularly devious then he calls JJ, Jay.

• JJ secretly thinks Jay is a stupid name but he also knows that Ethan secretly loves it so he puts up with it.

• They both have serious commitment issues.

• As well as deep-rooted insecurities they hope the other isn't aware of.

• But the other knows.

• They are a very sexual couple.

• Very dirty minded, the both of them.

• They often team up to bully someone.

• Usually Vik or Harry.

• They then act super nice to the person (usually Vik or Harry) that they just bullied.

• Together they are a force to be reckoned with.

• Since their relationship involves two people with very large egos their prides suffer tremendously.

• They have competitions in public to see who can lose their cool first.

• Like an extreme game of Bogey.

• Tempers run high.

• They go through stages.

• Like one moment they are all lovey dovey with each other; and the next, they are each other's pet peeve.

• JJ hates how loud Ethan chews. Especially since he seems loudest when they are out in public. At some fancy restaurant  JJ feels they need to visit, though they both feel out of place at. Like just them being there is disrespectful.

• Ethan both loves and hates the fact that JJ can fall asleep absolutely anywhere.

• Sometimes it's cute.

• Sometimes it's just a hindrance to him.

• He's just like: "Wake the fuck up!!!"

• But JJ doesn't care what he says so he keeps sleeping.

• Together they have one very strong brain cell.

• Apart, they both have half of a very weak one.

• They were each other's gay awakening but neither will admit to it.

• JJ is the only boy Ethan has ever liked.

• He can notice other guy's are good-looking but JJ is the only man he has ever found attractive.

• Ethan is the only boy JJ has ever liked.

• He doesn't really notice if a guy is attractive but he thinks Ethan is pretty hot.

• Ethan likes to make jokes randomly.

• Some of which JJ takes too literally.

• This causes problems between them, sometimes.

• They fix 98% of their arguments with sex.

• The other 2% is solved by cuddling.

• They both secretly love cuddling but think it's pathetic that they do.

• So the only time they cuddle is after sex.

• They have a lot of sex.

• Like, a lot, a lot.

• They 'are not sex addicts' (apparently).

• They love each other, really.

• Though neither of them wishes to tell the other in case they don't feel the same way.

• In other words, they are too scared to do so.