17th December, 2022
Tobi: Did it hurt when you fell-
Vik: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Tobi: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Vik: ...
Tobi: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Harry: I owe you one.
Simon: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
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JJ: Are you sure Ethan likes guys? He barely even looked at me.
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Vik, sweating: Tobi, there’s something I need to ask you-
Tobi: Finally! You’re proposing!
Vik: How’d you know?
Tobi: Person B, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Vik: I even picked it up once.
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Simon: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Harry: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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Ethan: Hey, JJ, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
JJ: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Ethan: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
JJ: Can't really say I have.
Ethan: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
JJ: Sorry, Ethan. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
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Tobi: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Vik: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Tobi, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
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Harry: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Simon: That's great, Person E. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
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JJ: You’re not jealous, are you?
Ethan, lying through his teeth: No!
JJ: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.
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Tobi: So you like cats?
Vik: Yeah.
Tobi: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Simon: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.
Harry: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Simon, already taking off their clothes: God, Harry, you’re so fucking stupid.
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Ethan: Do you want to know your gay name?
JJ: My... my gay name?
Ethan: Yeah, it's your first name-
JJ: Haha. Very funny Person F-
Ethan: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
JJ: Oh- oh my god.
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SDMN Bits and Bobs
FanfictionA collection of pics, incorrect quotes, headcanons, drabbles, prompts, etc. Just Sidemen related things I wish to share <3 Includes ships, both platonic and romantic.
