SDMN Bits and Bobs

Headcanons • Sexuality

• Josh is 'straight but waiting for the right man'.

• Which is why Freya points out every hot guy she sees the moment she spots him.

• Josh does the same to her.

• They're very secure in their relationship.

• They point out hot guys AND hot girls to each other.

• Freya makes nonstop threesome jokes.

• Josh is kinda done with her to be honest.

• He might just leave her for a man soon.

• They both know that won't happen though because they genuinely love each other.

• They are a couple of hot messes that are good for each other xx

• Ethan is straight until proven guilty.

• Sorry, *gay. Ethan is straight until proven gay.

• He'll 'get it on' with a man but that does not mean he likes men.

• He has a permanent 'bros being bros' mentality.

• Who doesn't fuck their mates silly or suck their dick?

• 'Sex builds friendship'. Definitely 'strengthens it'.

• Ethan has the powerful ability to act like a woman-obsessed frat boy one second and a gay male character amongst a straight cast the next.

• He is comfortable in his sexuality.

• Can notice when a guy is good-looking.

• That doesn't mean he fancies them, though.

• Tobi is unlabeled. Labels make him feel like he belongs on a supermarket shelf.

• But if anyone asks, he's straight (except for when Vik is involved).

• Supports anyone and everyone though.

• If you're questioning then Tobi's your guy.

• LGBTQ+ counsellor right there.

• He doesn't even get paid for it.

• JJ struggles to even spell the LGBTQ, let alone understand what it means.

• Has daily panic attacks because he 'doesn't know if he's straight or gay'.

• Like... women? Fucking hot. Men? There are some fit guys out there.

• Despite having friends with an interest in multiple genders, JJ doesn't take any other sexualities into consideration.

• Lives in two stages: gay panic and denial.

• Experiences the five stages of grief weekly.

• Vik is such a baby gay.

• Is a precious angel who should not be touched. Ever.

• 'People are people'.

• Is sick of the pan jokes. He doesn't fuck pans, thank you very much. 

• These jokes actually make him very very sad but he still pretends like he finds them funny.

• Result in him crying himself to sleep.

• He is the most caring and supportive person you will ever meet.

• Simon finds almost everyone revolting.

• He couldn't imagine ever having sex with someone without an emotional bond.

• Doesn't like people touching him. (Unless their name is Harry Lewis.)

• He has moments when he just sits down and searches through the internet, reading up on a bunch of different sexualities.

• On the outside he acts very confident, very sure of himself, and who he is, but on the inside, he feels quite the opposite.

• Because of his habits, sometimes people close to him refer to him as the Serial Researcher, as dubbed by Tobi.

• Intense searching and googling helps soothe some of the anxiety Simon feels. It makes him feel like he's getting somewhere in life - getting closer to figuring out who he truly is.

• Uses 'not like other girls' way too often (to deflect).

• All the pretty boys and girls leave Harry dumbstruck.

• He can never tell when someone is hitting on him.

• But everyone else can.

• It confuses Harry, though. How is he supposed to know the difference between someone being nice to him and someone coming on to him?

• Flirting always comes in the form of compliments when aimed at him.

• So how is he supposed to be able to distinguish between the two? His mom compliments him.

• Harry questioned himself at least five times throughout his childhood.

• Only started referring to himself as bi when he was 22.

• Experiences bouts of internal homophobia.

• Though pretty much everyone knew before then. Somehow.

• Has frequent sessions with Tobi where they talk through Harry's feelings and Tobi assures Harry that everything is okay, everything is going to be okay.

• Has had a crush on Simon since he was 17, but doesn't think it will go anywhere.

• He doesn't think (know) that Simon has those feelings for him.

• Assumes no one could feel so strongly about him in a positive way.