21st December, 2022
Vik: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
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Vik: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Ethan: What's that?
Vik: Remorse code.
Ethan: I'm even angrier now.
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Harry: Change is inedible.
Simon: Don't you mean inevitable?
Harry, spitting out coins: No, I do not.
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JJ: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Tobi: If?
Ethan: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.
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Harry: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Josh: Alright.
Harry: TraitorSayWhat?
Simon: Excuse me?
Harry: What?
Josh:
Harry:
Harry: No wait-
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JJ: I think we're missing something.
Tobi: Teamwork?
Vik: Cohesion?
Simon: A general sense of what we're doing?
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Tobi: Why are your tongues purple?
Ethan: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
JJ: I had a red one.
Tobi: oh
Tobi:
Tobi: OH
Josh:
Josh: You drank each other's slushies?
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Josh: What's something you guys are better than Vik at?
Harry: Mario Kart.
Simon: Yeah, video games.
Tobi: Emotional vulnerability.
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Talia: Is having a penis fun?
Simon: It has its ups and downs.
Josh: Sometimes it's a little hard.
Harry: It's a pain in the ass.
Freya: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
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Simon: JJ... How do I begin to explain JJ?
Josh: JJ is flawless.
Harry: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Vik: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Ethan: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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