13th December, 2022
Vik: It’s time to turn this into a real business.
Harry: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Simon: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Josh: I handle our accounting.
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JJ, watching Harry and Ethan fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Simon, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
JJ: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Simon: Tobi.
Vik: Tobi.
Tobi: Me.
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Vik, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Josh: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Vik: Ohhhh-
Tobi: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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Tobi: So, are you two friends?
Ethan: Yes.
Simon: No.
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Harry: When you work at Lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.
Simon: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food, this wouldn't happen.
Harry: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
Tobi: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?
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JJ: Help, someone at prom has been killed!
Vik: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.
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Simon: You're alive.
JJ: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
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*The Sidemen are on a bus, and a child is crying*
Simon: *rolls eyes to the sky*
Ethan and Tobi: *make funny faces to get them to stop*
JJ: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*
Vik: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*
Harry and Josh: *are the reason they're crying*
Josh: *enjoys in silence*
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Harry: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Tobi: Violently practices.
Josh: Violently studies.
JJ: Violently sleeps.
Simon: Violently shoots pictures.
Ethan: Violently boxes.
Vik: Violently murders people.
Simon: Violently worries about the previous statement.
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Tobj: Are you laughing at that video of Harry and Ethan fighting?
Simon: No.
Simon: I'm laughing at the comments.
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Simon: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Harry and I are dating.
Josh, JJ, Tobi, Harry, Vik, and Ethan: *gasp*
Simon: Harry, why are you surprised?!
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Harry, to Simon: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Ethan, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
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SDMN Bits and Bobs
FanfictionA collection of pics, incorrect quotes, headcanons, drabbles, prompts, etc. Just Sidemen related things I wish to share <3 Includes ships, both platonic and romantic.
