Statehouse Oneshots

Home | Idaho x Oregon

Requested by shadows_darkside

Just a short little fluffy thing

Oregon placed down his half empty drunk, barely even caring about the sticky rings already adorning the counter anymore. His face hurt from smiling all night, not a regular thing for him but it felt nice. The music was loud, yo the point he could feel the bass resonating through his chest like a second heartbeat. It was loud, but above it all, the most clear sound, was his laughter. Messy and bright, and very tipsy.

The man next to him lifted his drink once more, taking a big sip before setting I back on the counter with a force that made his own drink jolt.

Said counter was now being leaned on as Idaho turned to him, the most ridiculous flirty expression on his face. It took most of his will not to burst out laughing right there.

Apparently Idaho wanted to test that patience by opening his mouth to say one of the worst pick up lines he has ever heard

"Hey stranger," His grin was lopsided, his words slurred to all hell and it was topped off with the expression of someone who was wayy to overconfident. Guess that's 'liquid courage' for you "Are you German? Cause I wanna be ger-man."

He had to put a hand over his mouth to hide the dumb grin spreading across his face. It was so bad and yet he made it so adorable he couldn't possibly be annoyed.

"Ida..sweetheart, darling, love of my life, we're married."

The pure unfiltered joy that filled that man was just too much for Ore.

"I am? Wow I hit the jackpot!"

Oregon was sure his face was as red as New York's beanie. "C'mon Romeo, let's go home you've had enough."

"Why? I've been home since the day that I met you"

Oh my god.
His husband would be the death of him.