A/N - it's been a while since i've done one of these heheheh. it doesn't get many reads but i've enjoyed creating little scenarios that would be funny. :)
also, there is a bit of Christmas-y stuff due to some trending audios on TikTok :)))
MAY CONTAIN S4 SPOILERS!!! Also, cussing :(
Ms. Bustier: Alright everyone! Tomorrow, 8 am, Santa is coming to-
Adrien: OHMYGOD, SANTAAA :D!!!
Nino: what in the-
Y/n: Adrien, you sweet naive little boy.
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Shadowmoth: How did you run out of fuel that quickly?!
Mr. Pigeon: I emptied it!
Shadowmoth: Emptied it?? Why??
Mr. Pigeon: To make room for the ~
(idk, it seems like smth he'd do)
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FRICKING GLACIATOR 2.0 WHEN LADYBUG GOT THE DAMN CAR
H/N: woah, Ladybug, where'd you learn to drive?
Ladybug: I didn't!
Chat Noir: wha-
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Chat Noir: *concerned* Marinette Dupain-Cheng, is something wrong?
Marinette: Perfect timing! I need a boyfriend!
Chat Noir: *Weredad flashbacks* a boyFRIE-?!
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Lila: *breathes*
Marinette: You're done. You're done. >:/
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Adrien: this beat slaps hard.
Adrien: Just like my dad.
Adrien: I HATE MY DAD!
Y/n: Adrien, calm down-
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Adrien: *making mommy and daddy issues jokes*
Nino: it's a good joke, a great joke, even. but i'm going to have to ask you to stop :,)
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Chat Noir: I heard you were into bad boys *lip bite*
H/n: what the-
Chat Noir: Well, I'm bad
Queen Bee: at everything lmao
Chat Noir: DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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Ladybug: Lila died of natural causes.
Chat Noir: You pushed her off a roof-
H/n: Gravity is natural.
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Ladybug: Alright, you five, explain yourselves.
H/n: It was Chat
Rena Rouge: It was Chat
Carapace: It was Chat
Vesperia: It was Chat.
Chat Noir: You know what? Fuck you guys.
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Ladybug: I'm going to the store, do you want anything?
Chat Noir, sobbing: I just want you to love me
Ladybug: Yeah, I got like.. 12 dollars.
cr - @/incorrect-ladybug-quotes on Tumblr
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Adrien: For this play, Nino, I want you to play the role of my father.
Nino: I don't want to be your dad tf
Adrien: Perfect. You already know the lines!
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Adrien: If you ever, like... get married, can I have an important role in the wedding?
Y/n: I don't even-
Adrien: The groom.
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Presenting: Y/n pursuing a career in health and becoming a doctor
Y/n: Look, I know we used to date, but let's keep this professional.
Adrien, oblivious: Did I break anything?
Y/n: *throws down the x-ray photos in her hands* My heart, Adrien.
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Chat Noir: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, LB?
Ladybug: No
Chat Noir: I do.
Ladybug: I know, Chat.
Chat Noir: I love you
Ladybug: I know, Chat
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Chat Noir, over text: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible
Ladybug: True
H/N: True
Chat Noir: *irresistible
Chat Noir: ayo wtf-
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H/n, over text: yeah, but still lol
Chat Noir: I want a baby
H/n: Oh, cool. Like... to hang out with?
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A/N- sorry for any grammar mistakes, c'est la vie, ya know? so, i'm gonna turn in for the night while y'all enjoy this or whatever :)
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