(Warning: Lewd Stuff...)
(Short Black Comedy Chapter...)
*Cypher looks around the apartment and takes a look just in case his pals are there... watching him doing something...*
*Once he knew the coast his clear... he flipped his laptop on and start to search for the site he was looking for*
*its just some good old...*
Crash!!!
Cypher: what the hell!?
David: holy shit!!! Man!!!
*David went out of the car... who was surprisingly had no injuries*
Daryl; man... damnit... that hurt...
*Daryl was in his dark form...*
Agent Yellow: you can say that again...
*Agent yawns as he falls out of the broken car*
David: next time... I'm not gonna drive when I'm drunk...
Daryl: yo Cypher... what ya looking in your computer?
*Cypher tilts the monitor screen away...*
Cypher: not your business man...
Daryl: oh cmon show us!
Cypher; no!
*he deleted the link...*
Cypher: grrrr... stop messing me...
*David then holds Cypher's phone... and looks*
David: ohhh what you got in your google Cy-
Cypher; hey hey!!! Put that down!-
*it revealed to be...*
David; hold on a second! This is lewd arts stuff!!!
*Cypher facepalm and blushes*
Cypher; stop it man...
Daryl: Cy you horny?
Cypher: should you guys even ask!? Fuck off!
*Cypher starts to push his friends to a different room angry*
*Cypher was stressed as hell... as he sits down by the bed...*
*he makes a guitar appear out of nowhere and strums the guitar..*
*he hums a tune and sings*
That's life
(That's life)
That's what all the people say
You're riding high in April, shot down in May
But I know I'm gonna change that tune
When I'm back on top, back on top in JuneI said that's life
(That's life)
And as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks
Stomping on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down
Cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' aroundI've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet
A pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself
Flat on my face
I pick myself up and get
Back in the raceThat's life
(That's life)
I tell you, I can't deny it
I thought of quitting, baby
But my heart just ain't gonna buy it
And if I didn't think it was worth one single try
I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd flyI've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet
A pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself layin'
Flat on my face
I just pick myself up and get
Back in the raceThat's life
(That's life)
That's life and I can't deny it
Many times I thought of cutting out but my heart won't buy it
But if there's nothing shaking come this here July
I'm gonna roll myself up
In a big ball and die
My, my*as the song ends... Cypher just lays down and sleeps... waiting for the next day to start*
THE NEXT DAY
*Cypher woke up... and looks at the time his friends was asleep on the floor and couch he just groaned and walks outside...*
*Not minding waking his friends up...*
Cypher; man finally alone...
*Cypher looks at the site he was searching for...*
*it was a dating app...*
*Cypher looks around just in case his pals are looking but luckily there still asleep he smiles and browses on the app...*
*Completely unaware of David's pet raccoon was looking by the window*
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Fanfiction(This Notebook is not meant to be taken seriously) David: hey... Cy why did you added that on above... Cypher: shut up Dave... so people know this is not AN ACTUAL real notebook that's why... and also a parody... David: geez.. ok ok... so shall we b...