Anything You Can Do I can Do Better

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In the Lolbit household, we can see Lolbit walking down a hall. Suddenly a door opens down the hall and FNIA Lolbit walks out and they bump into each other.

They look at each other and cross their arms and look away.

Music starts to play.

FNIA Lolbit looks to Lolbit.

FNIA Lolbit:"Anything you do, I can do better."

Lolbit:"HA!"

FNIA Lolbit:"I can do anything better than you."

Lolbit looks to ehr and they shake their head.

Lolbit:"No you can't."

FNIA Lolbit puts a hand on her hip.

FNIA Lolbit:"Yes, I can."

Lolbit:"No you can't"

FNIA Lolbit:"Yes I can."

Lolbit looks away unamused. 

Lolbit:"No you can't."

FNIA:"Yes I can, Yes I can."

Lolbit looks back at her.

Lolbit:"Anything you can be I can be greater.
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you."

They look to her and she shakes her head.

FNIA Lolbit:"No you're not."

Lolbit nods their head.

Lolbit:"Yes I am."

FNIA Lolbit shakes her head.

FNIA Lolbit:"No you're not."

Lobit nods their head.

Lolbit:"Yes I am."

FNIA Lolbit gets annoyed.

FNIA Lolbit:"No you're not."

Lolbit:"Yes I am, yes I am.
I can shoot with a partridge with a single cartridge."

FNIA Lolbit:"I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow."

Lolbit:"I can live on bread and cheese."

Lolbit looks proud.

FNIA Lolbit raises an eyebrow.

FNIA Lolbit:"And only on that?"

Lolbit nods.

Lolbit:"Yup."

FNIA Lolbit:"So can a rat."

Lolbit's head wilts.

Lolbit:"Any note you can sing I can sing higher."

FNIA Lolbit:"I can sing any note higher than you."

Lolbit shakes his head and the two get progressively louder.

Lolbit:"No you can't."

FNIA Lolbit:"Yes I can."

Lolbit:"No you can't"

FNIA Lolbit:"Yes I can.

Lolbit:"No you can't."

FNIA Lolbit:"Yes I can."

Lolbit:"No you can't."

FNIA Lolbit:"Yes I caaaaaaan!"

Lolbit:"How do you sing that high?"

FNIA Lolbit motions to herself.

FNIA Lolbit:"I'm a girl!"

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