The Penguin was listening to the Beatles accepting the invite on his surveillance system.
"They took the bait" he said.
"Purr-fect. But what about the Dynamic Duo? They'll be onto us if we just run in on the boys" said Catwoman.
"They'll be at the jubilee. They won't even know what we're doing" said the Joker.
"And those meddling Three Warriors won't even know. Even if they did, they'll never defeat us alone" said the Riddler.
"They did last time" said the Joker.
"But then they had help in the beginning" said the Penguin.
"Why, yes. But they're still too young to understand our villainous business" said Catwoman.
"I believe you're right, Catwoman. We are given to understand that the Charles Wallace boy is still an embryo" said the Joker.
"Yes, his age implies him to be underdeveloped. But his abilities make him considerable" said the Penguin.
"But he's still young and gullible" said Catwoman.
"And the other two. Mere primitives" said the Riddler.
"That Sam. She might have more power than the Dynamic Duo. Have you seen her fight crime?" said the Joker.
"She grew up with no parents! She's untamed, undisciplined... maybe even a bit spoiled for someone her age" said the Penguin.
"And that other one..." the Joker began.
"Calvin" Catwoman purred with an amorous smile.
"How do you explain him?" said the Joker.
"Those kids are the Dynamic Duo in a nutshell. They're bound to find out about our plan said the Riddler.
"That is why we need to make sure they don't" said the Joker.
"And I know exactly how. We somehow trick those boisterous Beatles into getting in trouble. And they'll think they're committing a crime while we glide safely above it all" said the Penguin.
"And we'll be committing all the robberies we can and become the richest criminals!" said the Riddler.
The four villains sang about the robberies they wanted to commit.
Penguin: First the tower of London
The guards won't know what hit it
We'll swoop right down and take the crown
And the Crown Jewels with it
Catwoman: And when we get to Paris
Oh the treasures I'll be grabbing
The Mona Lisa will look lovely
Hanging in our cabin
All: Hey ho, imagine the places that we'll go
Riddler: No one can stop us when we
create a criminal atmosphere
All: Hey ho, we'll be the villains that plunder
Every one of the world's seven wonders
When the Beatles are tricked
Penguin: Who can save anybody from us
Joker: No one can save anybody from us
Riddler: Next, we roam to Rome my friends
And here's what I'll be stealing
I'll rob the sistine chapel
Of the sistine chapel's ceiling
Joker: And for all the folks in Egypt
It'll be a dismal day
They'll be crying for their mummies
When we take their mummies away!
All: Hey ho, imagine the places that we'll go
No one can stop us we succeed
They will all cower in fear
Hey ho, from Delhi to Rio to Venice
There's no city that we will not menace
When we trick the Beatles
Catwoman: For who can save anybody from us
Riddler: No one can save anybody from us
Catwoman: Oh how far we will come
Cause the Beatles riches surely pack a mighty wallop
We will be so fearsome
No one will ever suspect
The Dynamic Duo will be missing all the fun
Cause when you're that rich, no wicked deed cannot be done
All: And we'll owe it all to the great and glorious Beatles
Hey ho, imagine the places that we'll go
No one can stop us when we succeed
Joker: Giving a villainous cheer
All: Hey ho, we'll be the villains that plunder
Every one of the world's seven wonders
When we trick the Beatles
For who can save anybody from us?
Hey ho, there's not a town or a country
That we will not yield its bounty up
When our scheme draws near
Hey ho, there's not a city or village
That we will not plunder or pillage
When we trick the Beatles
At every nation we'll make a donation
When they see us with the riches
And we trick the Beatles
YOU ARE READING
Jealousy Jubilee
FanfictionThe Beatles want to be heroes, but they find that it's much harder than they thought. They end up making things worse and eventually getting kidnapped. Thank goodness the Warriors are on the case! Can they set things right in time for the Gotham Ci...
