Snell aimed his knife at the Warriors.
"He's got a knife. I'm scared" said Charles Wallace.
Calvin hugged his best friend to comfort him.
"What do we do?" said Robin.
"Leave this to me" said Sam.
She faced Snell and said "Hey, officer. Before you kill us, I must ask. Do you really need to use that knife?"
"No. Why?" said Snell.
"Because you wanna be using one of those battle axes. They kill much faster" said Sam.
"Hmm. I see what you mean, dear trespasser" said Snell.
He put his knife away and found a battle axe.
"Sam, what are you doing?" said George.
"Relax, Harrison. I know how to handle this kind of person" said Sam.
Snell found an axe and said "How's this? Can I kill you now?"
"Ooh, officer. Looking at that axe, I realize it's a little old fashioned for 1966. You wanna be a modern officer, huh?" said Sam.
"Yes"
"In a modern prison?"
"Yes. Get to your point, kid!"
"You need to slaughter us with a chainsaw! They're modern and quick" said Sam.
"Alright fine. A chainsaw it is" said Snell.
He found a chainsaw.
"Sam. You're giving me an idea" said Robin.
"What are you planning?" said Sam.
"I think I know how to get us outta here. You with me?" said Robin.
"You bet" Sam agreed.
Robin faced Snell and said "Uh... Officer Snell? What you're really looking for is a bazooka!"
"A what?" Snell shouted over the chainsaw.
"A bazooka!" Robin repeated.
"A WHAT?!"
"A BAZOOKA!" Robin and Sam yelled together.
"Oh yes! A bazooka will do the job much faster" said Snell.
"Funny. But how's that gonna get us out?" said Calvin.
Snell took out a bazooka.
"Stand back" Robin warned everyone.
Snell shot the bazooka and blew down the cell's bars.
And as he shot it, he himself fell backwards and hit his head against the wall causing him to pass out.
"Did he just shoot us a way out?" said John.
"You bet, John" said Robin.
"Robin, you are brilliant!" said Charles Wallace.
"Aw, shucks" said Robin.
The guys were able to escape.
"Now let's rescue Paul, find Batman and get outta here" said Calvin.
"No. We can't let the Beatles go back near Catwoman" said Sam.
"Well, how's this? You guys get Paul, we'll worry about Batman" said George.
"I'm coming with you in case something happens" said Robin.
"Alright then, Robin" said John.
"So the Three Warriors go find Paul" said Ringo.
"And we will too" said Charles Wallace.
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Jealousy Jubilee
FanfictionThe Beatles want to be heroes, but they find that it's much harder than they thought. They end up making things worse and eventually getting kidnapped. Thank goodness the Warriors are on the case! Can they set things right in time for the Gotham Ci...
