Bother *pushes*

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(A/N this is dedicated to awesomeness21mwp . YOU REALLY ARE AWESOME. idek if she even reads this but she told me this story and I was laughing SO HARD. So here it is.)

So Nico and Percy were sleeping...

Well, Percy was sleeping. Nico was awake and bouncing like a five-year-old on Christmas morning.

"Percy, baby." Nico said, kissing Percy's forehead.

"Purse....." Nico purred into his ear.

Nico ran into the other room, grabbed Spider and put him on Percy's face.

Spider made himself comfortable and curled up on Percy's face, asleep as well.

"Perseus Jackson wake the fuck up..." Nico whispered, close to Percy's ear.

"PURSE WAKE THE FUCK UP BITCH" Nico grabbed Percy's feet and dragged him out of bed.

"Nicooo. Uuuhhhh." Percy groaned. Not sexually. "Stop it before I rape youuuu." Percy put his pillow over his fear.

"It's not rape if I like it." Nico said. Sexually, of course.

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