"Yo I'm in a white girl kind of mood today."
"What do you want me to do about it? You already have Uggs and Northface."
"PERCY I NEED-"
"DON'T DAMN SAY IT"
"STAR-"
"WARS" Percy finished, not letting him say the last part of the fateful word.
"No you idiot, BUCKS!"
"Well, we're going to lunch first."
"Yay! A romantic lunch!"
"But of course." Percy put a jumper over his head and grabbed his purse. I MEAN WALLET.
HIS WALLET.
ON A STRING.
YEAH THAT.
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"Alright what the hell do you want?" Percy asked Nico, throwing a sassy hand on his hip.
"I want a pumpkin spice latte. Obvs."
"Please do not say 'obvs'."
"Alright. Fine. But I still want the pumpkin spice."
"And I'm getting the caramel brûlée because that's some good shite."
(A/N it is really good bros)
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"Oh and my name is Leo."
"And mine is Jason." Percy giggled.
"Alright." The Starbucks human rolled her eyes at their stupidity.
As they waited for their orders, they discussed the fake names they could've gone with.
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"*sip*" Percy raised his drink to his lips.
"HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!!!" Nico squealed.
"Geez, Ni. You have to let it cool."
"Well I was...um...only...uh.... Quoting Tobuscus. Yeah, that's it."
"I'll buy that." Percy said taking Nico's coffee and sipping it. "It's not even that hot."
Nico crossed his arms. "Well I have a sensitive tongue."
"I KNOW that's a lie."
"Right, right."
"Fine, let's go to H&M."
"They should really call it Homosexual & Metrosexual. I'd be more appropriate." Nico said, nodding thoughtfully.
"Um okay."
Dedicated to therealsherlock11 who wanted STARBUCKS.
It was fun to write.
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