"Hey Nico." Percy says. "It says your voicemail is full, but hopefully you get this, I want ice cream and I'm broke... so yeah. If we could do something today tha'd be cool. See ya soon."
Percy knew he would be getting a call back very soon.
"Peercieee? Hello! It's Nico! I'm bored and have money! Let's get ice cream! See you in ten!"
Nico says not even waiting for an answer.
"Cool. Lemme grab some pants."
"No need."
*silence*
"I'm kidding Percy."
"M'kay. I know. See ya in five Ni-bro."
"Did you just-"
"No."
*hangs up*
"Knock knock!" Nico says through the keyhole.
"Nico you better not-"
"DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?!?!?"
"No!" Percy opens the door and Nico falls through the frame, since he was leaning on it.
"Let's boldly go, nerd!" Nico announces and pulls Percy all the way to the ice cream place.
"What are you gonna get Percy?!?!?" Nico says, overly excited.
"I don't know... But YOU don't need any more sugar." Percy says.
"Aw c'mon Purse..."
"It's hard to say no to you when you call me Purse..."
"That's why I call you it! Duh!" Nico says.
"Ugh fine. Have all the sugar you want, Nico." Percy sighs in defeat.
"YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!" Nico jumps up and down in the ice cream line.
"Okay ice cream guy-" Percy starts.
"My name is Alex..." The ice cream guys says.
"SOMEONE'S HAVING A ROUGH DAY!" Nico sings, flopping on the counter like a gleeful slug.
"Oh Zeus... Yeah...Um...We don't need anymore sugar, sooo..." Percy blushes.
Nico orders an ice cream anyway.
"Here's your ice cream...not that you need it..." Alex the ice cream guy says.
"YAY ICE CREAM" Nico smashes it onto his forehead.
"I'M A UNICORN ALEX, YOU GRUMP-FISH."
Alex facepalms through his face, quit his job as the ice cream guy, and Nico and Percy will never go back to that ice cream place again.
A/N Bet you all know where Alex works now... :)
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The Most Random Percico You Will Ever Experience
FanfictionI guess it's some Percico fluff. Its a bit fluffy. Its a bit random. Wait... A BIT? No more like a TON RANDOM. You have been warned. Oh, and there might be some crossover stuff happening because who can resist a little bit of Supernatural (and all t...
