More Shoes

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This time around, Nico was the one who needed shoes.

"Nico, you have your Uggs..."

"Yeah, but I want the damn galaxy Vans. They're differeeeeeeent!"

Percy rolled his eyes.

"PLS PURSIE I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!"

"You already love me forever."

"Purse..."

"Really?"

Nico nodded violently.

"Fine dammit."

"YAY"

~~~later~~~

"Goddammit Nico."

(A/N the catchphrase is back bitches)

"But these are just as cool as the stripper boots!"

"That's what you said that last time."

Nico strutted down the aisle.

"Nico, no." *facepalm*

"Why? I'm fabulous!"

Nico had tried on the Galaxy Vans, pink Uggs, high top lilac Converse, stripper boots, and finally, the "last pair he was going to beg for", trainers/sneakers with light up soles.

"Percy, you have light up ones! We can be twinning!"

"Fine, but we're putting back the pink Uggs and the stripper boots. You can get the Vans, Converse, and these."

"YAS BITCH YAS!"

"Calm down, babysaurus. Not in the store."

"Babysaurus? That's new... I like it."

"Alright... babysaurus... leggo."

"But we ARE getting the sneakers right?"

"Yup. You can sneak your heart out when we get home."

"YAS SNEAKY SNEAKERS!!!"

"Alright, let's go."

"Oh, and this shoe quest is dedicated to DreamByDread , who wanted us to do more shoe shopping! WHICH IS FINE WITH ME!" Nico said, looking into the distance at the audience he didn't know was watching.

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