brutal jealousy (hermione/you)

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hermione: i know you have me blocked & we have each other's number now but

hermione: i wanted to reread our old messages

hermione: because it's funny, yet idk cute ig?

hermione: you were actually quite charming

hermione: and i can admit that here because you won't see it

you: u know u aren't blocked anymore

hermione: oh

you: yeah..

hermione: ignore what i just said then

you: i don't think i will

hermione: why're you even on here?

you: mist said wizalove is glitching & asked us if chat still worked

hermione: oh yea. only the swipe thing is disabled

you: woah have you tried swiping on ppl

hermione: NO

hermione: that was the home page so it was the first thing i saw

you: i . am . teasing . ya .

hermione: oh okay

you: wanna play a game on here? i'm bored in class

you:

start game with player in chat

hermione: how about you pay attention in class

you: how about no

you: u pay attention

hermione: i finished my work

you: pay attention to me*

hermione: am i not?

you: hm

you: but i would like more attention

hermione: ur so needy

you: says you

hermione: aw. who begged me to touch them the other day?

you: yeah you can stfu now.

hermione: (; mm

you: i wish we could make gcs on here

hermione: just create one in imessages

you: i'm new at it. idk how to

hermione: how are you ever going to survive the muggle world

you: with you?

hermione: shut up

you:

hermione: where in the world did you get that

you: i took it

hermione: that's creepy

you: we r basically dating

hermione: still

hermione: at least send a good picture of me

hermione: perhaps a more recent one

you: you text so formal

you: but it is a good pic

hermione: it most certainly is not

you: then send me one

hermione: no

you: how will i EVER SURVIVE

hermione: with me (:

hermione: it's been 10 minutes. did you just ghost me?

you: nope. emmie literally took the fattest gas release in the common room so i was occupied w running

you: also wtf is ghost

you: i heard your ex lover k(ock)ade say it before

hermione: ok gross. do not say ex lover. but the name change was actually funny

you: why thank you

hermione: ghosting is basically when a person completely goes awol. for example: someone leaving unexpectedly without any explanation

you: OHHHH

you: so, "you ghosted me at the library when we first met"

hermione: ...

you: 8=D

hermione: yes, you used it correctly.

you: oh wow i'm so good with modern lingos

hermione: you know, i'm sorry about that

you: it was just an example mione. i am joking!

you: or am i

hermione: i was very mean to you

you: and so you were

hermione: and i'll probably continue being mean to you (:

you: mean..sexually? wouldn't mind that

hermione: oh i know

you: meet me in 5?

hermione: i have a club meeting to attend ):

you: then skip it

hermione: i am the president

you: of course you are

you:

you: i am harry poopingter

hermione: oh my gosh

you: that's your best friend

hermione: mhm

you: and that is my friend too

hermione: you hang with him?

you: yes he's with us right now. we were outside earlier & i tried sneaking a pic of him but he caught me

you: he looks goofy

hermione: may i hang with you guys after my meeting?

you: if you say please

hermione: no, you say please.

you: please

you: the actual fuck. why did i actually say it

hermione: thanks! i'll come (: