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Grian: I feel truly sorry for whoever is stuck with me.

=Gets Stuck Wih Scar=

Grian: . . .

Grian: *screams of frustration*

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High Scho. Grian: *crying* Why are you like this. . .?!

S@m: I used 'No More Tears Shampoo' as a child and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

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*Tommy paired up with Mumbo*

*Jack paired with Jack*

*Tommy and Jack leave for 1 second*

Tommy: >:[ We leave for one moment and they're already talking and using their British slang!

Jack: Yeah!

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Joe: Is this alcohol or posion?

Cleo: *drinks it*

Cleo: *cough* Poison.

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Evil. Xisuma: Who would be without me, Xisuma.

Etho: Did he just quite Transformers?

Evil. Xisuma: No!

Xisuma: He did.

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Grian: See what I mean Doc?

Doc: Yes, I see.

Grian: I mean- I just don't get it; Everyone else has reacted to the Wild Magic fine but each time Mumbo has been around any Magic is goes wrong!

Impulse: . . Have you considered that maybe Mumbo has something that may make the Magic react differently to Mumbo??

Grian: Am I Mumbo?? Ask him if he has something that could make him go mad!

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Grian: *dies while trying to break in Mumbo's Fault* Mumbo better not have that smile when I respawn.

=Respawn=

Grian: *looks at Mumbo*

Mumbo: *smiling*

Grian: >:[

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Beef: Best thing about cosplay?

Etho: I can be someone I'm not to build confidence and not feel insecure about my eye.

Beef: . . . Etho-

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Doc: Alright you win-

[Doc Was Killed By Scar]

Ren: He admitted to defeat!

Scar: 0_0"

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Grian: This fine.

*Double Life*

Grian: This is totally fine*

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Grian: As you can see, my Rock will bring in so much money and I'll have the most diamonds!

Pearl:. . . But it's a rock.

Grian: I know it's a rock!

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Etho: I wish you'd just ask for help.

Grian: Quiet I'm meant to do that!

Beef: ?

Gemini: He's trying to do redstone to impress Mumbo.

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Grian: . . . I want to go home please.

Scott: ?

Cleo: Why do you want to go home, Grian?

Grian: . . . Are you joking. Are you flipping joking???!

*Scar being his Soulmate*

Grian: WHY DO I WANT TO GO HOME???

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