Leorio's p.o.v.
Leorio was lying in bed, thinking about yesterday. He was worried about Kurapika. The man hadn't contacted them at all since their first encounter in person. Leorio grabbed his phone and messaged Kurapika.
The Oreo Man: You okay?
Red: Yeah, I'm just processing yesterday
The Oreo Man: Okay, message me if ypu need anything
The Oreo Man: *you
Red: Lol
Red: I will
Leorio smiled and closed out of Instagram. He started thinking. An idea hit him. He pulled out his wallet and walked to his kitchen, where he found a clean jar. He grabbed a bill and placed it in the jar. He then placed the jar where he'd see it everyday when he got home.
He walked back to his room and picked up his phone.
Kurapika had sent him a message.
Red: U free tomorrow?
The Oreo Man: Ueah, why?
The Oreo Man:*yeah
Red: I feel bad for not doing anything for you, I did my research and was wondering if a blowjob would be satisfactory?
The Oreo Man: JEJDJSHHS
The Oreo Man: WHY SO FORMAL?
Red: -_-
Red: I need an answer
The Oreo Man: Yes, I'll be there at 5:30?
Red: 5:30 works
Leorio set his phone down and started cackling. What a silly way to ask for something. Leorio looked back at his phone and smiled. At least Kurapika was... hold on.
The Oreo Man: HOLD UP
The Oreo Man: HAVE TOU NEVER WATCHED PORN?!?!
The Oreo Man: *YOU
Red: Not until now
Red: stfu
Leorio cackled harder.
The Oreo Man: Damn 💀
Leorio started coughing from all the cackling he was doing.
He turned his phone off and went to sleep.
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DISCONTINUED!!! Fuck Buddies
Fanfiction!!!DISCONTINUED!!! AU where Leorio and Kurapika meet over Instagram and become fuck buddies, or more
