I Have an Army || Loki Fanfic/Oneshots

8 | President Loki {Part 2}

Sigyn's POV
"What is wrong you two? Was it something
I said?" Eitri asked looking at our mortified
expressions.
"Sig?"
"Huh? Sorry I was just thinking. We got
President Loki, and that means his army
isn't far behind."
"Good Bor, why have you led us to such a
fate," Loki sighed looking at the sky.
"Has anyone seen a greasy looking man?" I
asked the crowd.
"Hey!" Loki said looking offended.
"Sorry, let me rephrase that has anyone
seen a person that looks like-"
"KNEEL!" a voice echoed through the large
caverns of Nidavellir.
"I think I found him darling," Loki said.
"Then lead the way Lo," I said.
He led me through the crowd of dwarves.
We reached the source of the voice and guess who it was.
"I am the superior Loki!" yelled President.
"No l am!" cried Boastful.
"You're all wrong, I am," spoke Bicycle.
"This is a nightmare," said Loki.
"You're telling me,
"Even if we do round all the Lokis what are
we going to do with them? Have a cup of
tea?"
"That does sound good, but I found this
spell in the library's restricted section that
could get them all back. After Morta and
Persephone round their Lokis I'Il start the
spell and ask them to join their powers to
me;
"Sigyn Iwaldisdottir going to the restricted
section? My, my, what is this I hear? You
might just earn another title to your name
my dear,"
"Hmmm, and what would that be
Odinson?"
"Sign Iwaldisdottir, Goddess of Fidelity,
Victory and Mischief,"
"Well I learned from the best," I smirked.
He smirked back and yelled at the Lokis,
"Enough you lot!"

"Well well what have we here?" the
President spoke looking over at Loki,
"Which one of us are you?"
"Enough Loki," I said.
"What me?" asked my Loki.
"No not you, him," I said nodding at
President.
"Sigyn?" He said looking in disbelief. Here
we go..
"Sigyn?"
"Sigyn?"
"Sigyn?"
"Sigyn?"
"Sigyn?"
I look straight at the reader and say, "Welcome to my life."

Wait who was I talking to? I looked straight
back, who is that? Never mind, we have a
bigger problem at hand.
"Yes it is I, Sigyn. Now I need you all to
corporate so we can get you back to your
normal dimensions."
"I'm afraid we can't do that my dear, we
are on a very important mission."
President Loki came forward kissing my
hand. Loki clenched his jaw at this.
I'm definitely using this moment against
him.
"And what would that be Loki?"
"To take over these realms, but these
idiots don't understand that I am the
superior Loki."
"Over my dead body! I am superior!" Goth
Loki spoke.
"No lam," said the Glamshades Loki.
"If I may intrude." said Loki from my side,
"I do believe there is only one way to settle
this,"
"And what is that Loki?" asked President Loki.

"I have a proposal my fellow Lokis. We will
each fight each other with blades and
sorcery and if one of us were to fail then
we get sent to mother on Asgard where she
will take care of you until Sigyn and the
goddesses are finished gathering the rest
of us,"
"And what happens if you fail?" asked
Bicycle Loki.
"We'll let you go," Loki said.
I looked at him as if was in his old baby
clothes and dancing the Halling.
"Deal," they said in unison.
"Perfect now let us beg-" I grabbed Loki
aside before he could finish his sentence.
"What on Vanir are you doing Loki?" I
asked angrily.
"Come on darling do you have no faith in
me?"
"It's not that Odinson! It's you making a
deal as stupid as that! What were you
thinking!"
"I was thought if I got them to participate then they would fail and go to Asgard.

"Then what am I supposed to do? Watch
you get beaten up by seven copies of yourself!"
"It was actually six,"
I glared at the idiotic god standing in front
of me.
"I'm touched you care so much Sigyn, and
I promise l'Il be fine," he held my arms.
'"Fine,"
"Now let's go show them who the actual
Superior Loki is."

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