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2:31am


akaashi
has anyone seen bokuto

kuroo
nope why

akaashi
he's missing
can't find him anywhere

yaku
probably got locked up somewhere 😬

lev
by who

yaku
by the ghost y/n told us about
the one at the washroom

y/n
that motherfucker 😔

kuroo
lmao
it's a good thing it didn't take y/n hostage

yaku
LMAO TRUE

y/n
:-)

kuroo
sorry i'm just joking
sorry my cute manager

y/n
cute? ew 🤮

kenma
SLEEP

yaku
NO

kenma
DIE

yaku
YES

y/n
YES

lev
YES

kuroo
um are you guys okay

y/n
i want to die sometimes
ngl i'm a useless child
i have to apologize to my mom for wasting her time to give birth to me

akaashi
y/n what are you saying 😧

yaku
it was your dad's fault tho

kuroo
chibi chan
are you on your period

y/n
how do you know wtf
yaku pls my dad is alr dead ajdhfs

kuroo
you say absurd things while on period
it happens all the time

yaku
wow kuroo
wait hold on a sec
chibi chan
CHIBI CHAN

kenma
i was about to point it out
looks like y/n has her own pet name

y/n
WHY KUROO
AM I THAT SMALL
IM TALLER THAN OTHER GIRLS

kuroo
still smaller than me

y/n
fy

bokuto
HEY HEY HEY

akaashi
bokuto san
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU 🤯‼️

bokuto
i was practicing with konoha
just finished

y/n
damn it's almost 3am and yall practicing?
aren't you tired 😐

bokuto
what is tired

kuroo
he's thriving hard to be top 3 in japan 😣🤌🏻

bokuto
FY

kuroo
when

y/n
AKDKSKSKSH

yaku
just got back from the washroom
i met atsumu and he looked pissed

y/n
uh huh

yaku
anything happened between yall both?

y/n
idk?? no??

kuroo
i don't like him 😐

bokuto
HE'S COCKY AF I HATE HIM
DOES HE EVEN KNOW THAT IM AN ACE

y/n
yall he's so nice to me lol

yaku
ew does he know that you bite people
remember when you bit kuroo's hand 🥴💀

kuroo
LMAO SHE DID 😫😫
WAS IT DURING FIRST GRADE

y/n
it's called self defense okay
kuroo was pulling my hair
it took me 2 hours to do my hair that morning
and kuroo ruined it in just 5 seconds
he got what he deserved tho

yaku
yeah but ew

bokuto
lovebite i see

kuroo
bro wtf

kenma
i bet it was painful

kuroo
it was
y/n is a fucking piranha

y/n
YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED

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