Halloween Pranks (Dick)

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Summary: Damian finds a new way to prank his family members.

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Dick:

During one of the greatest months in the year, October, Damian was about to learn things about his family that is gonna make them want to ship him back to his mother. 

One morning, Damian went to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee. Dick and Jason were hanging out; Dick was eating his third bowl of cereal while Jason was reading a Jane Austen novel he's read a thousand times before. While they were all sitting in silence, the lights flickered. Damian noticed and like any other logical person, he just thought the bulbs were about to go out so they need to be replaced. 

Dick, however, believed it to be the supernatural. Before Jason or Damian could say anything, Dick was already grabbing for the salt in a panic.

"Crap, which shoulder is it?"

Jason looked at him, "what?" 

"To throw salt over! Which shoulder do I throw salt over?" Dick shouted at Jason.

"Okay, I feel like there is a bit of an attitude coming from you." Jason said in a tone similar to David Rose from Schitt's Creek. 

"Jason, just tell me which shoulder!"

"Why do you think I know?!" 

"I don't know, but I don't see anyone else helping!"

"Okay, I believe it's the left shoulder."

Dick then threw a pinch over his left shoulder, then Jason added, "actually," as he went back to his book, "I think it's the right shoulder."

Then Dick quickly started throwing salt over his right shoulder. Damian just smirked to himself as he went to the batcave. Locked in his mind the information that Dick is scared of ghost.

Later that week, it seemed that any room Dick entered, the lights flickered. He'd also hear strange noises, smell something rotten. Damian had installed speakers all over the house that were motion control, but made it so they only went off when it was specifically Dick by putting a chip in his phone case. 

This went on for a few days, until Dick hired Tim to do some investigating and Tim found all the speakers and motion sensors and traced them back to Damian. Who, of course, denied and tried to blame Jason. No one believed him. 

After he had his fun messing with his oldest brother, he decided to move on to his next victim.....Jason. 


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