You Have The Last Slice Of Pizza And Everyone Is Trying To Take It From You

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Requested by BurningBehemoth. Crack time.

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Omortimer

*He'd keep reseting until he gets the pizza from you.

*He'd actually talk a little, too.

*"C'mon, Y/N... Just hand it over... Don't be difficult."


Dream Kelp

*He'd try to snatch it from you, before you get to eat it.

*He'd not afraid of licking it to stop you, despite the fact that your tounge has already touched h-

*He wouldn't give up until the slice is gone.


Dream Auby

*She'd try to guilt-trip you, like she does with Spaceboy.

*She wouldn't fake-cry, though, that's too far.

*"Y/N... I'm hungry... Pleeeeeaaaaase?"


Dream Herope

*This man is literally a chef.

*He'd just cook it himself.

*No theft.


Dream Babil

*He'd try to bribe you with affection.

*"C'mon... Y/N, I'll c-cuddle you if you hand it over?"

*If that doesn't work, he'd give up.


The Dead One

*Mari would try to flirt with you, to fluster you into giving it to her.

*"Darling, you're so adorable! Come here, so I could... cuddle you, yes."

*If that somehow doesn't work, she'd give up.


To prove a point I'm not writing any Sunny content until the 12th. Sorry, Snuuy simps.


Kelsey

*He'd try to get you to leave the room, so he could steal it.

*"Y/N, could you check on Sally? Leave the pizza here."

*He'd keep trying over and over again.


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*Aubrey would try to scare you into giving it to her.

*"Y/N... Don't make me get the bat..."

*She wouldn't actually hurt you, though.


Hehehero

*He wouldn't take it.

*He already ate today, he isn't hungry.

*It's fine.


Oregano

*He'd just... ask?

*What's everyone else stealing it for, anyway?

*If you say no, he wouldn't care.


Captain Spacebabe

*He'd offer cuddles in exchange for the pizza.

*If you say no, he'd offer cuddles in exchange for nothing.

*He just wants to cuddle you.


Saltheart

*She'd demand you hand it over.

*If you say no, you'll be sent to... THE DUNGEON.

*"Y/N. Don't be a brat."


Some Guy Idk

*Does

*Not

*Eat

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